The Distract Me From 2020s P&CE Thread

RRK making circular breathing not look like a cliche. Also involves Stanley Clarke, Lenny White and McCoy Tyner.

Yeah, the tux is overkill.

 

LMAO

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂 pic.twitter.com/RPhktTou1d

— Couch Nish (@CouchNish) September 9, 2021

 

I am really sorry for the hurricane situation, but you mean it exists a place called Dildo? Why?

 

A whack job judge that I knew personally got caught videotaping young men showering in his vacation cabin. When arrested, he apparently ate the sim card. Unbowed, law enforcement got a warrant to do a CTS scan on him, and he had apparently not shit out the sim card, and was found with it still in his body.

Anways, he committed sucide yesterday.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...34b9ba-125b-11ec-9cb6-bf9351a25799_story.html

Distracting enough for ya?

 

Who draws the short straw to go thru the poop in these situations?

 

you have something against dildoes?

fun fact -- Dildo isn't too far from Come By Chance. and Paradise.

 

Done postmortem, anyway you look at it it’s a shitty situation.

 

what did he do, swallow the rest of the phone?

 

What's that Dil does?

 

And there goes your day:
https://www.maxim.com/news/rude-place-names-map-2016-11

 

sorry, you're too young.

 

Okay, I'll come back next year.

 

you'll do what next year?

 

Here’s a great story of another good man lost on 9/11



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...timeline&ref=m_notif&notif_t=group_highlights

 

LOL

 

Wait and see

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

There's a fast food opportunity here for anyone with the cash and incentive...

"H'it's a whole foot long and 8 inches around! Yew h'ain't had no dog 'til yuh had a Dan's Dildo Dog, an' that's the doggone truth! And for smaller appetites, git yoreself an 8-pack of Dan's Dildo Franks and Bimbo buns. A quick-as-a-hiccup snack that'll leave yore kids... satisfied!" -Dan Dachshund, owner of Dan's Dildo Dogs

 

I’ll take mine raw! Please and thank you.

 

This seems inappropriate

Saw some pretty Bad Takes over the weekend, but how about this 9/11 parade float in Indiana? pic.twitter.com/5rQcRu6Iib

— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) September 13, 2021

 

holy jeez.