The Distract me from 2020s P&CE Thread Part Trois

Lol! There's an Arab, Alabama, and it rhymes with "Ahab"

That's one of those names that just sounds bad. Skaggs, Scruggs, Clutts, Buggs...
You gotta say it like Vicki Lawrence would have on Carol Burnett- draw out the vowel when it's a u and in the case of Skaggs, you pronounce a very faint "i" after the "a". That also works with other vowels, depending on... nothing curricular. "Eggs" becomes "Aigs" but "Begs" does not become "Baigs"

 

Also, Henry Gross wrote Shannon, the sappiest dog song ever

 

You don't need this if you have Dildo, Newfoundland.

 

I don't even know what "it" is. I can't tell a Magnum from a Blue Steel.

Like away from the body. I've seen the "black leather raincoat that looks like a garbage bag" from three different designers.

 

Nah, you could argue that it's the Pats who are cursed, since the 2 guys hit were from NH and Lynn, Mass., north of Boston. Since they were sitting right behind the Patriots bench, I'm assuming they were away fans down in NY for the day. But considering the run they have had for the last 25 years, yeah, it's the Jets who are really cursed.

 

In St. Andrews, there's Butts Wynd

 

Chile has some funny ones:

• Peor es Nada – Worst is Nothing
• Entrepiernas – Between the Knees
• Reputo - Fcuking B!tch
• Salsipuedes - Get out if you can
• Purgatorio - Purgatory
• Quitacalzón – Take Off Your Underwear

 

One of the Mrs' best Sofia Vergara-isms is "better than never"

Also "ear bugs" and "Cheese Noodles" (Cheese Doodles)

 

Outside of Kitchener, Ontario there is a:

 

I only know what we have.

I have no idea how I got into this field. I hated flowers and balloons before I started working with them. I still do, but I hated them then also.

 

How can anyone hate flowers, I don't understand. Balloons I get.

 

I love seeing them in the wild. Ones in a vase die so fast.

 

I was wondering what it would take.

This I would never have expected.

 

I don't consider a week a long time. You can get a lot of yummy food for the price of a small arrangement. Or if you like decorations, you can get something more permanent. I'm pretty sure the abstract painting I made for my dining area costs less than a dozen roses all in, and it's been there for a couple years.

 

Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land, Tom X

X Tom X
Tommmmmmm X

 

When the Mrs asks why I didn't get her flowers, I just reply "the song says not to"

 

Surely at some point you yearned to be a pirate.

 

A red fox stows away on a cargo ship, traveling from England to US | NEWS10 ABC

 

The latest Have I Got News for You with some definite laugh-out-loud moments.