The Distract me from 2020s P&CE Thread Part Deux

Grand Nagus Zek, to be precise.

I mean, even Quark had a brief turn at the helm.

 

bit of background, this show, 'Good Company' was a local staple here in MN around the twin cities. It was Regis and Kathy Lee way before their time, on around 2 to 3pm in the 80s.

 

Grant one of the best singing drummers of that era.

And Warners "getting behind you" as the blow-dryed host said - a blessing or a curse for them?

 

Two of every animal, bruh!

I can't tell you if the book differentiated between sea creatures (which would survive a flood) and land creatures.

That's just one of the many reasons we don't take it literally if we have any sense

 

Even all the bugs & worms? And how did the lions & tigers not eat the lambs?

- Questions my CCD teacher did not like to hear.

 

and who got manure shoveling duty? You can't train animals to shit overboard.

 

It's a parable about the importance of biodiversity & potty training your animals, right? Beats the hell outta me.

 

With Dog all things are possible

 

It wasn’t until last night I discovered how similar tubes of Sensodyne toothpaste and Benadryl gel look at first glance. RIP toothbrush.

 

Here's a different perspective..

 

I'm sitting in a classroom trying to keep a straight face, thanks much

 

Better the toothbrush than you!

 

In college, I noticed that Crest toothpaste and Head and Shoulders Concentrated Shampoo looked exactly alike. I filed the information away in my mind under P for "Practical Joke -- opportunity"

A month or two later my roommate came home drunk around 3 in the morning. The rooms were small in those days, so I said "Hey, man, could you please brush your teeth before you crash?" He put his crest on the brush and the phone rang. It was some girl he had been hitting on at the party, so he put down the tooth brush and took the call in the hallway. I opened the aforementioned mental filing cabinet, got out of bed, shook his Crest into the trash and replaced it with my concentrated dandruff shampoo which was the exact same color and remarkably similar in texture. I get back to bed and have to force myself to stay awake. He comes back in and starts to crawl into his bed.

"Remember to brush your teeth, please." "Oh. Right."

And instead of walking to the bathroom and dampening the brush and "toothpaste," he starts brushing right there. Holy shit: I'm dead, since I was in bed and under covers, pretty defenseless. He stands there brushing for several seconds and finally walks out the door toward the bathroom. When he gets there, a few other guys see him and burst out laughing. Apparently, he has suds running out his mouth and down his face and chest. I get up to sneak down the hall, thinking maybe I'll go sleep in the lobby where, while the lights are on, there will be somebody at the front desk to make it harder for him to kick my ass. Luckily. . .

"Dude. My bad. I accidentally used your shampoo to brush my teeth. Man, I tell you, that really woke my ass up."

He then pretty much passed out and started snoring within seconds, and the next morning, had no idea why he had such a horrible, horrible taste in his mouth.

 

I’m dealing with a nasty case of poison oak and was pretty dopey at the time, and it took me way longer than it should have to figure out why the toothpaste was clear and dripping over the side of the toothbrush.

 

Why do they always face the rug so it's most convincing angle is towards the camera and not the dog? I mean, I know why, but that kind of ruins the scientific value of the experiment.

 

It's pretty clear the dogs are affected, tho, regardless of which direction they're headed.

 

When I was a little kid, my dad did that...with Preparation H!

He was not wearing his glasses, went to brush his teeth and grabbed the hemorrhoid creme instead of the toothpaste.

However, since he had his head up his ass most of the time anyway, it did save him some effort.

 

The Hill, this morning

 

Fun.
I started off watching ST Discovery, made it through a few episodes then halfway into one I realized I was watching ST Stupidity and dumped it quickly as they tear a guys guts out and replace them with a Klingon spy’s.

Aaaagh I put in a request for those lost hours but they said re read the fine print in the agreement.

 

So you’re disputing the story of Noah.

 

I'll recant, for a second MLS Cup.

 

It'll happen again by 2030, I'd bet.

 

Borrow one of the Sounders.

 

No, thanks... won't deal with an egocentric fanbase at all..