The DeSantis Thread (aka Florida Man 2)

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Smurfquake, Aug 16, 2022.

  1. Yoshou

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    All of them. Especially since Florida is one of the few states that has gone hard on the concept of "dying WITH covid, not dying FROM covid".
     
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  2. JohnR

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    Rick Perry the 2nd. A lot of people here called it. I did not.

    I will say in my defense, though, that expecting the voters who adore a profoundly stupid, crass, and unpatriotic sexual criminal with being insightful enough to spot DeSantis's unworthiness was not, perhaps, entirely obvious.
     
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  3. dapip

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    Heeeey!!!!
     
  4. dapip

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  5. InTheSun

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    Don't worry. The big earthquake will kill them before the hurricanes or rising sea level kills you and my kids.
     
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  6. The Jitty Slitter

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    There's research which suggests the GOP voters like RDS fine, they just don't want a politician, now that they learned they don't have to have generic GOP politicians anymore.

    Basically the GOP can't go back to "before trump'

    There's similar research on the left where the candidate voters most want is Michelle Obama
     
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  7. Kazuma

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    It was so easy to see that he didn't have any juice if one did some digging. But because he was saying, "Florida's open! Covid? What's that?" he got hype. Completely ignoring that he narrowly won his first term in a state that's been red for years.

    All the hype of a Barca youth product.
     
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  8. Kazuma

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    Even before Trump there's no way DeSantis wins a primary because he's too weird and offputting.
     
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  9. rslfanboy

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    The Michelle Obama thing is just so silly.
     
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  10. The Jitty Slitter

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    These things are mostly about having national Name ID.

    Like we all like Big Gretch but large parts of the US don't know who she is
     
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  11. bigredfutbol

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    You can't unring the populism bell.
     
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  12. dapip

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    There was a cartoon from the Obama years, where a GOP politician in front of a crowd, said something like "I'm sorry but we can't impeach Obama for being a Muslim", and then a couple of voters said to each other "We might have to primary this guy, he has gone soft" or something akin.
     
  13. The Jitty Slitter

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    Good work everyone

    (ron is now all in on Tuberville)

     
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  14. charlie15

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    Oh well.....Don't kick the dog in front of Tucker, Meatballs!

    Michael Wolff says Ron DeSantis was invited to Tucker Carlson’s home and it did not go well, according to an excerpt of his new book in New York Magazine.

    “Impersonal, cold, uninterested in anything outside of himself. The Carlsons are dog people with four spaniels, the progeny of other spaniels they have had before, who sleep in their bed. DeSantis pushed the dog under the table. Had he kicked the dog? Susie Carlson’s judgment was clear: She did not ever want to be anywhere near anybody like that ever again. Her husband agreed… Forget Ron DeSantis.”
     
  15. The Jitty Slitter

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  16. JohnR

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    Well good. Trump hates dogs. Does that mean that Tuckums will dump Donnie?
     
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  17. charlie15

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    Indeed.

    Seriously though, how can one goes to a home and kick the dog? Psychopath.
     
  18. The Jitty Slitter

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    Interesting how they are all now scurrying to plan B - lick trump's arse in the hope of being relevant.

    Such pathetic grifters all of them.

    Tucker is on record with the truth that trump is a gaping anus of a man
     
  19. Smurfquake

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    If the dog thinks it's a person (the clipped part of the article said that Cucker's dogs sleep in their bed), or if the dog is trying to display dominance or do the alpha thing... not all dogs go to heaven, is what I'm trying to say.
     
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  20. The Jitty Slitter

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    I am fairly sure our cat, which is a somewhat domesticated farmcat, thinks it is a dog. Probably grew up with dogs at least. It goes for walks in the forest with us.

    Dogs definitely think they are one of the humans - it's only the rank which is uncertain

    Cat obviously assumes top rank at all times
     
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  21. song219

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    You've noticed all of these people end up in Florida. It's the state where you end up if you are kicked out of your home state or are some other way unwelcome.
     
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  22. The Jitty Slitter

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    it's the retirement league
     
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  23. ElNaranja

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    They assume nothing. We are here to serve them.
     
  24. raza_rebel

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  25. ToMhIlL

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    OK, I finally figured out who this idiot reminds me of...John Ritter, when he was pretending to be gay so he could live in an apartment with 2 women.
     

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