The Decline of Proper Nicknames

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  1. "Eisenfuß" Eilts

    Jul 1, 2005
    In the sun ;)
    Club:
    SV Werder Bremen
    Yes, i also don´t see lack of creativity in nicknames nowadays,
    you just have to open your eyes a bit. ;)
    When you compare it to the past, you have to remember
    the fact, that most of the mentioned players, didn´t play at the same time.

    Some other nicknames from current players:
    Owomoyela: Owo and Shaggy (because of his hair)
    Klasnic: Killer
    Pierre Womé: Die Wumme
    Beinlich: Paule
    Fabian Ernst: Fabse
    Felix Magath: Quälix (quälen = to torture, because of his training)

    here some not so nice nicknames:
    Ismael: Darth Vale (we gave him this name, because he betrayed us Werder fans :mad: )
    Kuranyi: Lisp Keffin (ok, this nickname isn´t nice)
    Ulli Honess: sausage Ulli


    Bouhlarouz - The Canibal

    and to add some classical ones:
    Sammer - Motzki
    Klinsmann - Flipper (diver was also one of his nn afairc)
     
  2. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    I think it was Ansgar Brinkmann who was called that first, which was ironic since he spent much of his career in the second division with elevator teams. The same applies to "Pele" Wollitz (can't remember his real first name).
     
  3. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    Good god, great minds think alike!
     
  4. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    Werner "Beinhart" Lorant.
    Thomas "Icke" Hässler.
    "Wiggerl" Kogel.
     
  5. Gregoriak

    Gregoriak BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 27, 2002
    Munich
    The first German player linked to Brazil was actually Franz Beckenbauer who was occasionally called "The Bavarian Brazilian". I don't think that nick was a good one as I've yet to see a Brazilian player that played like Beckenbauer. ;)
     
  6. Gregoriak

    Gregoriak BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 27, 2002
    Munich

    You couldn't resist? An easy exercise, all correct, of course.

    The other ones are:

    Maurice Norman - Swede (also Monty)
    Graeme Rutjes - Professor Eigenwijs
    Alan Ball - Firehead
    Boeve (forgot his first name) - Kleine Co
    Stephen Bloomer - Paleface
    Gordon Cowans - Sid
    Edward Drake - Ted
    Cornelis Kist - Kees
     
  7. ForeverRed

    ForeverRed Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    NYC
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    One of the few cool nicknames I liked was "Little Mozart" for Rosicky while he was still playing in the Bundesliga.
     
  8. fresh aah

    fresh aah New Member

    May 16, 2006
    Hamburg
    those came to my mind:

    uns uwe - uwe seeler
    euch uwe - uwe seeler
    ali the hammer - jörg albertz
    heulsuse - andi möller
    katze von ansing - sepp maier
    traut the kraut - bert trautmann

    foreign BL players:
    toni doppelpack - toni polster
    das phantom - roy makaay
     
  9. Doc_Aeppler

    Doc_Aeppler Member

    May 27, 2003
    Frankfurt
    Some of our current and recent players:

    Christoph "Wuschu" Spycher
    Michael "Thurkdusau" Thurk ;)
    Sotirios "Sotos" Kyrgiakos

    Uwe "Zico" Bindewald
    Bernd "Schnix" Schneider
    Rolf "Salto-Christel" Guie-Mien

    And yes Brinkmann was called the white Brazilian!
     
  10. Doc_Aeppler

    Doc_Aeppler Member

    May 27, 2003
    Frankfurt
    another funny one just popped into my mind:

    Sean "Das Tor-Krokodil" Dundee
     
  11. smithfan

    smithfan Member+

    Aug 14, 2005
    Waimoana
    Club:
    Borussia Dortmund
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    BEST thread ever! :D
     
  12. Lestard

    Lestard Member

    Jul 26, 2004
    GER
    Club:
    Hamburger SV
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    wasn't Sammer also called "Firehead" back in 1996, when they played the Euro in England? I remember him doing some commercial where he was called like that, cause of his red hair.
     
  13. F96

    F96 Member+

    Oct 24, 2002
    Skåne
    Club:
    Hannover 96
    Jiri Stajner is called "Jürgen" by a lot of 96 fans, I like it.

    My friends and me were so annoyed by the stupid nicknames that always ended with an "i" when we watched the WC that we called everyone that way like Odonki, Lehmi, Michi, Merti, Kahni, Metzi, Lahmi. *giggle*
     
  14. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    I seem to remember Rosicky being nicknamed "Schnitzel" - the rationale being that his teammates figured he could use a few Schnitzels to bulk up.
     
  15. Gregoriak

    Gregoriak BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 27, 2002
    Munich
    But that was just part of a commercial. He wasn't ever called Firehead in Germany. It was totally artificial. Motzki was his well-deserved nick.
     
  16. BlackPearl

    BlackPearl Member

    Jul 21, 2006
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Dennis Bergkamp- The Non-Flying Dutchman :D
    Mateja Kezman-Batman
    Ivan Zamorano-The Helicopter
    Johan Cruyff- Johan l
    Johan Neeskens-Johann ll
    Zico-White Pele
    Ron "Chopper" Harris
    Lev Yashin-Black Spider
     
  17. zacRWE

    zacRWE New Member

    Nov 3, 2005
    Essen, Germany
    Willi "Ente" Lippens was a Dutchman playing for Essen. Got the name 'cause of his dribbling and footwork.
     
  18. What??!?
    Oh, you mean foreign language skills.
    I'll grant you that more Germans have a cursory knowledge of English today than let's say 40 years ago. But I also find that many Germans tend to grossly overrate the average standard of English in Germany.
    On the other hand you have a steep decline when it comes to people's German language skills: http://www.dieneueepoche.com/articles/2006/07/12/37807.html

    I agree. But it makes me feel better!

    Sorry for the hijack attempt. Back to topic:

    This has to be the dumbest nickname ever. If Schneider is "the white Brazilian", then what is Kaka? Or Zico?
     
  19. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    You're right of course. I didn't really mean what I posted, I just felt like using the word 'maudlin' and that seemed like a good chance.
     
  20. I agree. 'Maudlin' is a great word. Actually, I've been waiting for an opportunity to use it for some years now, myself. Hasn't come up yet. *sulks*
     
  21. ForeverRed

    ForeverRed Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    NYC
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Bergkamp was also known as the "Iceman" because of his composure and intelligent gameplay. Hashemian has also been referred to as the "Helicopter" because of his high leaps and heading ability.
     
  22. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Stop being so maudlin! It doesn't suit you.
     
  23. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    How about Marc Wilmots, aka "Willi das wilde Kampfschwein"?
     
  24. MKO|||

    MKO||| Member

    Apr 22, 2004
    Berlin
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Or this guy

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    has a great nickname, too. :)
     
  25. LoewenBoy

    LoewenBoy Member+

    Aug 25, 2004
    Giesing, Muenchen
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Sint Maarten
    Dude!!!! Kopfballungeheuer!!!!
    This guy would put his head where most people would not even put their feet!!!! Go Horst
     

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