The Curse of the Agoos (The Movie)

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  1. SoccerScout

    SoccerScout Member

    Jan 3, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
    Rated [R] for results given.

    Berhalter's F-UP may be a lingering curse we have had on defense since 1998. Agoos first made the curse in 1994 when buring his uniform after being cut from the national team.

    (Cut to Agoos on Beach buring his uni in tears)

    While doing that Agoos cursed the US defensive system. Little did he know he would later be back on the team and in the middle of the curse/

    (Cut to Agoos F-ing up against Jamaica in WC qualifiers)

    The curse lingered and in 1998 the Curse was given the name of "Burns Highway".

    (Cut to Germany scoring in WC 98 as the ball passes between Burns and the post- Note both were seperated by a distance less than the width of the ball!)

    The Curse lingered and in 2002 it came full circle.

    (Cut to Agoos scoring an Auto-Golaso in the Portugal game.)

    The curse though backed off and stayed in the defensive realm in 2002.

    TODAY: The Agoos curse is back.

    (Cut to Berhalter being manhandled by Adriano in a defensive blunder and allowing the games only goal.)

    (Cut to Bora Milotinovich: "I'se told yu I vas right when I cutt Agooss")

    NEXT WEEK ON "The Curse of the Agoos"

    Bruce visits Bahia Brazil to see if a macumba man can rid the US of The Curse of the Agoos. Clint Mathis finds a new roomate and Tim Howard suddenly starts speaking witha British accent.

    Ss
     
  2. astabooty

    astabooty Member

    Nov 16, 2002
    China
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i cant remember what game, but in a friendly, pre-wc 2002, regis did pretty much the same thing berhalter did today. he was on the left side of the field and i dont rememebr seeing him play again since then.
     
  3. Nate2L

    Nate2L New Member

    Jul 21, 2001
    PA
    It was Italy that Regis messed up in and it resulted in a goal. the game ended 1-0 too. i think the match was in feb, i know it was right before the ireland game.
     
  4. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah you're right, it was Del Piero who scored too.
     
  5. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not the same at all. Regis got shoved with two hands and the ref didn't see the blatant foul (and I've got the replay on my hard disk to prove it). Berhalter didn't get fouled.
     
  6. LittleMaradona

    Feb 25, 2001
    What was Greg thinking. Trying to get cute with the ball in front of his own goal against the Brailizans. Pass it back to Howard and let him blast it to the other end.
     
  7. Fat Mike

    Fat Mike New Member

    Aug 23, 2000
    Broken Arrow, OK

    Didn't Regis give up the ball in front of the goal against Holland and Van Der Meyde walked in on Keller?
     
  8. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah he did.
     
  9. CrazyDCFan

    CrazyDCFan Member

    Mar 31, 2002
    Henan, China
    haha.....great post
     
  10. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    You talkin' to me punk?
     
  11. bbax2000

    bbax2000 New Member

    Mar 1, 2001
    Oaktown, CA
    Man, it's no wonder our goalies are among the best in the world...
     
  12. MartSkin

    MartSkin Member

    Oct 8, 2001
    Right Back
    And thankfully that was the last time he set foot on the field as a nat...
     

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