The Crew Drinking Game

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by counterattack, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. counterattack

    counterattack New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Okay, not that anyone should encourage you to become an alcholic, but lets knock one back each time...

    Every time the Crew middies or back liners kick a searching ball into the corner, at least 30 yards away from any foward, not a one of which is actually making a run.

    Take a swig

    Each time Cunningham holds the ball outside the box for 5 seconds or more and never does anything with it, except to lose it. . .

    have another

    When a Crew defender gives up on making sure that the ball is properly passed back to the keeper, while a world class player like LD is within 20 yards of the play. . .

    drink

    When Coach Andrulis tells anyone at practice, " Hey don't worry, we got too much talent not to make the playoffs"

    knock down a cold one.

    Everytime the Crew's bacon is saved by Brian

    finish a keg.
     
  2. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    I'll call 911
     
  3. counterattack

    counterattack New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    No, not yet.

    Call 911 if the Crew starts to play like an organized team. I will have a heart attack from the shock.
     
  4. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    And if Daniel Torres kicks a ball out of bounds needlessly, have a swig ;)
     
  5. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    With those parameters, who needs to drink before the match starts. :D
     
  6. counterattack

    counterattack New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Re: Re: The Crew Drinking Game

    With all due respect, the way the Crew is playing lately, I need a belt before, during and after the match.
     
  7. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: The Crew Drinking Game

    Actually, I think you would save your life by drinking before the game, pass out, have Hang or Zak carry you into the stadium, and sleep it off... otherwise I think you would kill yourself playing this game... then you might have to deal with the "slow" guy giving you a yellow or red card during the match for some illogical reason.
     
  8. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    if you want alcohol poisoning:

    Take a drink everytime Brian West f$cks up.

    Take a drink everytime Crew take a shot and it doesn't end up on frame.
     
  9. counterattack

    counterattack New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    The reason I started this thread is to get a little levity into what is looking like a dire situation. I think Andrulis is to blame. This side should be playing better by now.
     
  10. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    Andrulis also hasn't had Buddle or Maze for a while, and they have proven to be very hard to replace.
     
  11. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Given the depth of this team this shouldn't be an issue. The reason why Maze is missed so much is because Oughton hasn't played well, and McCarty isn't a D Mid. The absence of Buddle has been marked by his replacements, and although Walsh could ultimately be a good player, out on the right, just doesn't seem right. Brian West, as I'm sure many of you might agree, is probably the worst player on our roster. He has the touch of a donkey and the shot of an invalid.
     
  12. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    And still no phone call to Virginia Beach. :mad:
     
  13. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    I think everyone agrees that getting rid of Dante was a massive mistake, however I don't know that he can play on the right, and I still wouldn't rate him ahead of the two strikers we have playing right now.
     
  14. melloyello

    melloyello Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    Columbus
    brian west needs one of those brazilian names.

    Rhinodinho seems to fit...
     

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