The Continuing Adventures of Sarah Palin II

Willow's legal.

 

Gotta be another grandchild in the next 24 months.

 

She made it to 18, that puts her on the over of the over/under.

 

what about Sage Brush?

 

Just don't forget the ball gag.

Is that an appropriate remark for Valentine's Day?

 

In Palin's case, the ball gag would be far more useful when you *weren't* having sex.

 

Or, indeed, any other day...

 

Looks like Suzi Parker could try out for a Nailin Palin sequel.

 

Sarah really should adopt young Breeze Beretta Johnston.

 

As long as it is a hart-shaped gag I assume

 

Please, before you read any commentary about Sarah Palin's call for Obama to be impeached, watch the videos that she posted herself. There's no way they can be improved upon. Tina Fey would need to take a handful of demerol to get the affect right.

 

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/...mily-involved-in-heated-saturday-night-brawl/

“The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t,” Coyne continued. “At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, ‘Don’t you know who I am!’ And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, ‘This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!’”

“No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose,” she concluded.

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Now, if only we could get the GOP ticket to be Cruz/Palin in 2016...

 

Several blogs are reporting the brawl but the comments in this one are creative and amusing:

http://fortressamerica.gawker.com/h...e-family-was-in-a-n-1633502806/+adamweinstein

Some of them:

The fact that you filed this under "Thrilla in Wasilla" made me laugh out loud. Great job.



And to think that this whole embarrassing spectacle was plainly visible from Russia.



I'd buy a series of mugs with the Palin Family Mug Shots. Or a series of shot glasses with same.

 

Mas: http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2014/09/all-dirt-thats-fit-to-dish-wasilla-style.html

Yup. John McCain wanted to put this woman one geriatric's heartbeat away from the presidency.

 

To be honest, "the Maverick" has shown great endurance for a 78 yo.

 

Obama looks about as old as him.

POTUS works the body in horrific ways. McCain would've been devastated physically had he won.

 

I'm glad that's his biggest problem and not staying alive in order to keep his moronic vice President out of the oval office.

Though given her track record, she probably would have quit by now.

 

I know that being POTUS adds like a decade for every term. I only pointed out that McCain seems fit enough that he might have not died in his 4 or 8 years as POTUS. Coincidentally Huffpost has this piece today:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...e-and-after-photos_n_5617891.html?cps=gravity

 

Isn't Track the downs syndrome baby? Maybe that explains the lacking judgment and getting into fistfights, but I thought by now he'd still be under 10 years old.

Or maybe I'm getting my Palin names mixed up. People like this make me think the Germans are on to something when a government official (Damn Big Gbmint!) has to approve the name you give to a baby.

 

That's Trig. She was so proud of herself for not having an abortion. Good thing those NBA players didn't knock her up, that wouldn't have gone well.

 

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I just spoke to the eyewitness in the #PalinBrawl and he tells me that he's been fired from his job because of his ABC interview.
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Vindictive much the Palins?

 

Did he work for them? More likely, his former employer was friends with the Palins.
http://www.inquisitr.com/1471864/palin-family-brawl-eyewitness-fired-for-talking-to-media/
"Thompson said he felt pressured to go through with the interview. He stated that many people in the area are supporters of the Palin family, and thought that his comments portrayed them badly. Thompson asserts, however, that he was only telling the truth."

 

"Two blocks down the road Ma'am"

 

How is it, that's there's no video of the street brawl?
Has no one in Wasilla heard of youtube? World Star???