The Cagao thread (part 2)

Sporting Cagão de Portugal

 

sporitnguistas were twerking at 3-0, and now it’s just a friendly cup!

 

They had the fireworks going too which was wild since every pork chop has heard the saying "não queremos deitar foguetes antes da festa" since we were kids.

This cup is useless but the game was awesome, for a triperio

 

Portuguese media acting as a Benfica dick-riding propaganda source.

Sport TV trying to make Neves seem like a magician:

João Neves já espalha magia pelos franceses 🪄#sporttvportugal #FUTEBOLnaSPORTTV #Amigável #SturmGraz #PSG pic.twitter.com/JhWcSxMciB

— sport tv (@sporttvportugal) August 7, 2024

When in reality:

#TodosPeloNeves powered by @sporttvportugal pic.twitter.com/xVcLRifumc https://t.co/oEYhOS38yY

— Nuno Valinhas (@nunovalinhas) August 8, 2024

 

Ronaldinho is back

 

"Ronaldinho has nothing on Joao Neves!!"

-SportTV probably

 

New year, new president, same old colinho from Porto.

 

Post supercup bitterness?

I guess we'll just ignore hand balls from now on. Goalies should also be allowed to take out players too although the second one could have gone either way.

When you have supercup drip, No CL cash and millions in debt, it's obvious we are bribing

 

Wow !!! What a complete crap game ! Embarrassing !

 

Keeper never touched the diver. Dude tried to drag his keg and initiate contact. First PK is legit. But even the red card. Totally clean tackle.

Looks like Vilas Boas has more pull than PDC.

 

LMFAO

The same Beste who got absolutely smoked on that first goal.

God I love the SLB dysfunction. Morons for even allowing Rui Costa to be elected.

 

I'm loving it.

 

I didn't think there was any tears left after the supercup

 

No Joao Neves, no party

 

What a horrid performance from Benfica.

But even more crazy, Braga fires their coach after 1 game.

 

Let's keep a tally. We're now 2 jornadas in and Porto has:

• 3 penalties
• 2 red cards

About to set the colinho record. Frutas for Soares Dias and his entire squad. New administration, same great frutas.

 

Nevermind, Soares Dias is too busy slobbing PDC's knob at the pool

https://www.jn.pt/7107157662/pinto-...es-dias-juntos-na-piscina-de-fernando-povoas/

 

Apparently he "retired". His fat paycheque from PDC came to an end LOL

https://www.abola.pt/futebol/notici...ina-carreira-como-arbitro-2024081617392632902

 

Of course. Obvious AF for any game against Porto where this clown was involved

 

Sounds more like sour grapes. Next week, some sour lemons.

 

Hold on . Sporting get penalty awarded for a dive ?Cant wait for the excuses. Lol Big teams get the call . Some things never change in our league .

 

Wtf is this coach doing Rui shit the bed in this transfer window . Going to be a tough year !!!

 

A dive? Bro, go mow the lawn or hang up some drywall. You don't know shit about the game. Clear as fuck PK. Quenda gets hacked at the ankle.

Also, this was a demolition. Not struggling at home vs Casa Pia.

 

The call had nothing to do with the result but he withdrew his foot and nary touch him . This is what I expected from you lol lol

 

Joao Neves 4 assists in less than 90 minutes. Doesn’t need to lose the ball 25 times per game to achieve them either. He is also so good in the midfield role that he does not even need to get an assist or goal to have a brilliant game, they are just a bonus.

Portugal coulda been a force at euro if they played vitinha and neves together