The Cagao thread (part 2)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by vaiamerda, Mar 10, 2022.

  1. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Oh tell me about it. Let's round up the excuses for this collosal failure of a footballer:

    1. Atletico: "It's Simeone's fault. His defensive style doesn't fit FAILix."
    2. Chelsea: "The team is terrible"
    3. Barça: "He just doesn't fit the system. He's still works class"

    This dude has more excuses for failure than anyone I've ever seen.

    I wonder what the excuse is for getting cucked by Porro and Norris.

    Dude is a shell of a man. An embarrassment to the Portuguese people.
     
  2. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    shell of a man? You must be speaking of Nuno Mendes

    bruised foot, what a pussy :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Nuno Mendes hands, feet, arms, and legs all have the same problem….they are attached to a wimp
     

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  3. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Still waiting for you to address your wet dream FAILix. Any excuses this week?
     
  4. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  5. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  6. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
  7. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Want me to give you a compilation Darwin's last 25 shots?
     
  8. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    lol I just love how people on both sides will pick out one out many points just to make their point . Example . 15 turnovers in that game but miss out on who made the game winning pass . Clubism
     
  9. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Santos is the new coach of Besiktas and has been announced as the new king of Turkey.

     
  10. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  11. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Yes he's hella good

     
  12. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
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  13. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  14. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Benfica cagou!
     
  15. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    Did not watch the game tbo . Not going to make excuses though . We lost, got to play better .
     
  16. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Neves is basically Rodri.

    What a great player.
     
  17. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    We gonna talk about how much of a pussy Schmidt is? Dude pusses out of a press conferences when he's getting dominated by the 18th place team in Ligue 1 but has no problem talking when they throttle a hapless Vizela side. Total pussy. Fits the Lampiao mould perfectly. Stadium empty when they're not playing well, pumping fake crowd noise into the Luz. Pathetic.
     
  18. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    To be honest, i like it. It shows how much he cares. He knows anything short of a league title is an absolute failure. He's just excited.
     
  19. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Gyokeres Cagouuuuu
     
  20. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    This clown comes out the woodwork. Didn't hear shit when Benfica shit the bed vs Guimaraes and got outplayed by the 19th place french team.
     
  21. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Gyokeres is fools gold.

    Can't even score a hat-trick against a bottom dwelling team when his team needed it most.

    Maybe Mr. Tap in will have better luck next time.
     
  22. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Benfica threw that game away. Didn’t even care and I don’t blame them. Not importante.
     
  23. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Nah they just suck balls.
     
  24. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Benfica is laying a trap by letting Sporting win and Sportinguistas are too stupid to realize it.

    Benfica doesn't care about the Mickey Mouse Trophy.
     
  25. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Huge pile of merda cleanup in Porto today. 5LB merda got wrecked by a weak ass Porto team.
     

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