The Cagao thread (part 2)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by vaiamerda, Mar 10, 2022.

  1. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Agree. Bundesliga is a joke competitively.
     
  2. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Nowonder Real Madrid said no thanks.

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  3. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Oh yea, he looked great, if you didn't actually watch the game instead of focusing on the scoreline.

    Wide open down the middle with acres of space and he can't finish:



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    Again, wide open on the far post and still can't bury it:

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  4. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    1st one was after coming on as a sub 2nd was were he won the pen with that header at the back post his 3rd he scored, all as a 2 half substitute on his 1st official game for us and lifts the 1st trophy of the season:whistling:
     
  5. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    While I agree with you that boy wonder won't amount to much at pool, I do think you need to start focusing on Zabort. In particular, where Zabort is going to get goals this year. Your little dwarf hasn't done sh it since his first year. The 22 million Paulinho continues to blow and your newly minted flop Trincao sucks balls.
     
  6. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
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    Jealousy is such an ugly colour.
     
  7. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Yea we need a true flopping genius like Taremi. Dude's an embarrassment to the game.

    But to your point, I absolutely agree. There are no goalscorers or true finishers on this team. Period. Sarabia ain't here to hurt goals. Trincao isn't a finisher. So they need to find someone who can finish or flop around for PKs like Taremi and Chico but we don't supply frutas to the refs so it may not work. Idk. We'll see.
     
  8. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Also, RE: Darwin, dude is just too clumsy with the ball at his feet and doesn't have the footballing IQ. Sure, his size and physical strength worked against a bunch of scrawny ass Portuguese midgets in the Liga. But if that's all he has to offer in the EPL, he ain't gonna make it.
     
  9. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Don't worry. I'm sure Padrinho Sobrinho will give Zabort more dirty money to buy cr7 (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
     
  10. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
  11. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
     
  12. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    And as shit as he may apparently be, he keeps scoring . Another goal and assist today. Name of the game is scoring. Even if it deflects off your ass. Curious to see if he can keep this up all year
     
  13. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    The kid has talent, but your point of him keeping it up is key. We shall see as players/defences get use to him and mark him tighter. I'm on record as saying he's going to fizzle out but so far he's proving me and others wrong. Time will tell.
     
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  14. The Zeta Variant

    The Zeta Variant Red Card

    Sporting CP
    Portugal
    Aug 7, 2021
    Palhinha (who is Portuguese) had an excellent game but the media and benfiquistas prefer to dick ride an Uruguayan who won no titles with benfica
     
  15. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    Wtf are you talking about ? I actually kind of like him but think his game dipped last year .
     
  16. The Zeta Variant

    The Zeta Variant Red Card

    Sporting CP
    Portugal
    Aug 7, 2021
    Palhinha played amazing for
    Fulham against liverpool
     
  17. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I can't wait until Benfica put 10 goals past sporting in the derby.
     
  18. The Zeta Variant

    The Zeta Variant Red Card

    Sporting CP
    Portugal
    Aug 7, 2021
    what makes
    You think that? This is Braga we are talking about not Arouca
     
  19. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    No Palhinha. He's too busy destroying English clubs.

    And our coach is turning Benfica into Bayern.

    It's going to be a long season for Zaborde.
     
  20. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Not even close as long as we have this beast up top:

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  21. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Pilinha plays one game and he's already the second coming of christ!
     
  22. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Ruben will continue to play Paulinho until the day he gets canned.

    How can he not?

    At his request, Zaborting Clube dos Contribuintes de Portugal payed an astronomical $22 million for this waste of sperm.

    It's all about ego at this point which suits quite well.
     
  23. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Meanwhile, Fabio Vieira scratched from Arsenal's lineup and Vitinha was nonexistent playing against a f*ckin farmers team.
     
  24. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    #374 vaiamerda, Aug 8, 2022
    Last edited: Aug 8, 2022

    You must be a football genius to evaulate players based on one game.

    BUT then again, as a supporter of Zaborting Clube dos Contribuintes de Portugal you are an expert on failure and mediocrity, so you must have noticed something about Vieira's and Vitinha's play.
     
  25. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I'm simply stating the facts. One player dominated Liverpool, the other 2 were nonexistent.
     

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