The Cagao thread (part 2)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by vaiamerda, Mar 10, 2022.

  1. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Sounds like you enjoy watching high risk high reward players. Guys who like taking chances. You should check out Bruno Fernandes, seems right up your alley!
     
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    And players who can't defend or have any soccer IQ.

    Barca up against Inter in the CL Semis with just minutes to go. What does Yamal do? Instead of dribbling to the corner flag to drain the clock, he attacks the ball, turns it over and they get scored on.

    Dude doesn't have the same hustle as guys like Kvaratskhelia, who knows how to get back and help defend.
     
  3. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #2778 prodigal_mind, Jun 5, 2025
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    Big difference between taking risks and playing like an idiot.

    I like watching players who can dribble whi have great technical ability, basically the opposite of Bruno. Since bruno cannot dribble, he basically plays like an nfl quarterback who constantly attempts Hail Mary passes
     
  4. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Yamal does defend. He is on another leve to kvara offensively. As the worlds best dribbler and most dangerous forward, why delete his energy having him hustle as much as kvara?
     
  5. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    He doesn't defend for shit and struggles at times to kill off games. I'm not doubting he's one of the best but he needs to improve in those areas.
     
  6. fdasilva

    fdasilva Member+

    May 21, 2014
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Porto lowkey making good moves - did they find oil money?

     
  7. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    These fifa tournaments always allow Argentinian to play like rabid animals
     
  8. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Belotti getting a red for kicking someone in the head is hilarious.

    Can't wait for the Lampiao dick riding media outrage tomorrow morning.
     
  9. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    These Boca players keep resurrecting from the dead:D
     
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  10. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Wouldn’t be surprised if these clowns pay off Auckland in last game to win by the exact amount of goals required
     
  11. fdasilva

    fdasilva Member+

    May 21, 2014
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Waiting for the inevitable complaint to the Public Prosecutor's office, for a public crime of serious offense to physical integrity caused by matheus reis... Oh wait Belotti kicked someone in the head? Nah nevermind fair play then

    https://www.abola.pt/futebol/notici...zNTFMyQ3yLs9tH4WOGUsOugbK5KYFY8v3Oof5miykQY4_
     
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  12. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    sportinguistas really are the lowest of the low in iq. Quite a massive difference between an accidental kick reaching for the ball and purposely stomping someone on they ground with no intention of playing the ball.
     
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  13. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Damn this dude can read minds now. Didn't know you could telepathically know that Reis was intentional. Wild.
     
  14. fdasilva

    fdasilva Member+

    May 21, 2014
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    The best part is the complaint came from a guy accused of corruption. Benfiquistas must have the lowest IQ if they think their club isnt corrupt from the top down
     
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  15. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Oilers cagou. Typical Canadian choke artists. Back to back cagões for these clowns. @Sumol u good bro?
     
  16. AGomes

    AGomes Member+

    Juventus
    Brazil
    Aug 29, 2023
    You're one dumb ********, lol. Stick to baseball. Nevermond the Dominican's have that. Playoff MVP and other top performers -- Canadian. 8 Canadian players on that team. But it's the cagou board!!!!!!!
     
  17. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
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  18. AGomes

    AGomes Member+

    Juventus
    Brazil
    Aug 29, 2023
    But but but Belotti!!!

    Spazzo
     
  19. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Corey Perry losing 5 consecutive NHL Finals is peak Canadian.
     
  20. AGomes

    AGomes Member+

    Juventus
    Brazil
    Aug 29, 2023
    Corey Perry is swine of a player but he is a Cup Champion with Anaheim and an Olympic Gold Medalist when you were still on your mother's tit.
     
  21. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
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  22. AGomes

    AGomes Member+

    Juventus
    Brazil
    Aug 29, 2023
    I'd rather listen or read the hockey takes of Stephen A. Smith. Stick to eggball.
     
  23. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Women’s 2025 euro

    Let’s give a shout out to our young u19 ladies who just beat one of the favourites England 4-1 they were losing 0-1 in injury time with an own goal of the 1st half then on 76 mins Portugal scores 4 in 13 mins
    Portrait top of the group with all 4 teams on 3 points
    Last match of the group Portugal v Holland and England v Spain
     
  24. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Canadian would probably be back home with maxipad and some Midol.

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  25. AGomes

    AGomes Member+

    Juventus
    Brazil
    Aug 29, 2023
    Holy shit. Stephen A Smith talking hockey again. A hockey player playing through pain in the playoffs? Shocked I tell you. Bobby Baun anyone?

    Honestly big guy. Stick to obsessing over Benfica and finding Weapons of Mass Destruction.
     

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