The Cagao thread (part 2)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by vaiamerda, Mar 10, 2022.

  1. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    More dog shit to add to the shit pile from Benfica.

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  2. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Double cagou in the Asian CL, both Ronaldo and Jorge Jesus out in semis

    They claim ancelotti will be getting the Al hilal job at 50m per season. Wonder who will take JJ then, Brazil or Portugal? Must say, if we are going to lose to Brazil at the World Cup, the entertainment of Jorge Jesus bragging post game (and for the rest of his life) will at least make it funny
     
  3. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    The biggest cagou of the entire season has to go to Porto though. Firing a top coach to appease avbs micropenis ego

    I love how cocky they were at the beginning of the season, especially regarding Samu. Bro is Fukin trash LOL
     
  4. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Agree. Imagine cagouing to some Japanese team. JJ will take the Brazil job. He's cooked anyways. Just as washed as Mourinho.
     
  5. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Woildnt suprise me if JJ won the World Cup with Brazil or at least made the final . He usually starts off very well wherever he goes. Was 40+ games unbeaten with Al hilal before the recent cagou implosion.

    I’d still rather him thwn mourinho. He at least adapts his tactics based on the players at his disposal. Moutinho just tries the same things over and over. He will never get the job tho because he won’t agree to being controlled (eg stsrting Ronaldo)
     
  6. benficafan3

    benficafan3 Member+

    Nov 16, 2005
    Wow, SCP 16 agreeing with Prodigal Mind. I am pretty sure this is listed in Revelations as one of the signs of the apocalypse.
     
  7. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    JJ is a horrendous tournament manager. He won’t do shit with Brazil.
     
  8. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    You enjoying 15th place with your boys Amorim and Bruno lmao
     
  9. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Gonna be hilarious when guimaires play the game of their lives next week to end sportings title hopes. Karma is coming for your manager!

    The match today was disgraceful btw. Your team played like puss boys Constant diving and faking to time waste. This wont help you in the cup final.

    Number 39 coming soon.
     
  10. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    I'm enjoying watching every piece of shit that comes from your club suck a million dicks.

    Just like your shitty Benfica team needing a fluke goal to draw a SCP team that's gone through 3 managers. And that's after spending €300 million. Pathetic cucks.
     
  11. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Didn't need to play for the win. You guys did. And despite all that your filthy South American trash CB somehow got a way with a stonewall PK on Pote and somehow stayed in the game.
     
  12. benficafan3

    benficafan3 Member+

    Nov 16, 2005
    Wait. You enjoy watching someone suck a million dicks? I didn't know that's why you lived in the Bay Area bro.
     
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  13. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I'm Canadian. What can I say. You got me there.
     
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  14. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Rodrigo Mora is the best young Portuguese player by a long mile. Dude is on that Yamal trajectory. Just an absolutely unreal player.
     
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  15. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    sorry 16th place now! Funnily enough, sportinguista losers make up their central midfield pairing (Ugarte and Bruno).
     
  16. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Crying about that dive? If that’s not a dive then pote is the weakest player in the game. Then again his clavicles are very narrow (beta feature)

    Karma is coming for your low iq manager next week! Those guimarses players will treat that game like it’s a final
     
  17. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Lol bro. Nobody here is a Man U fan. You're arguing with yourself.
     
  18. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    You are god damn right. The kid needs to be protected at all costs and not get fed to the wolves.
     
  19. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    His agent is Mendes. He's a Gestifute prostitute at this point so his career is doomed.
     
  20. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Lol the Leafs. So goddamn pathetic and on-brand for these weak ass Canadians. Fans throwing their jerseys on to the ice too :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  21. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    His release clause is a bit strange. No doubt Mendes already has a PSG deal in hand or worse, EPL.
     
  22. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Still hurt over McDavid's OT winner vs the tariff merchants?
     
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  23. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Oh don't trip. The time is coming for Edmonton too.
     
  24. AGomes

    AGomes Member+

    Juventus
    Brazil
    Aug 29, 2023
    One of Toronto's problem's has been a strong American presence.

    Should have tanked 1 year later to get a chance to Draft McDavid instead.

    Have not been impressed with the US at the World's. Not sure this will be the year they win their first ever World Championship.
     

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