The Blowout Comb Thread

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by ManiacalClown, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Double comb US 8-0 Thailand
     
  2. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Was he the keeper who was also a sheriff's deputy?
     
  3. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yep
     
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  4. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Triple......
     
  5. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    USA (Baker's Dozen) - Thailand (0)
     
  6. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's not a comb, that's a brush.
     
  7. TOAzer

    TOAzer Member+

    The Man With No Club
    May 29, 2016
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's more like a bristle....;)
     
  8. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If the U.S. Open Cup counts, Portland 4-0 Los Angeles Galaxy.
     
  9. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe if LA took it seriously it wouldn't have been a 4-0 loss.
     
  10. aperfectring

    aperfectring Member+

    Jul 13, 2011
    Hillsboro, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Portland wasn't satisfied with just a US Open Cup one, and got one in league play.
    Portland 4 - Houston 0
     
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  11. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Minnesota 7-1 FC Cincinnati

    MLS says it's the seventh time that a club scored at least 7 goals. The Galaxy are the only club to score 8.
     
  12. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is this the first day with three combs?

    Chicago 5-1 Atlanta
    Sporting Kansas City 1-5 LAFC
    Houston 4-0 Red Bulls
     
  13. carnifex2005

    carnifex2005 Member+

    Jul 1, 2008
    Club:
    Vancouver Whitecaps
    LAFC 6 - 1 Vancouver

    God, we suck.
     
  14. ElNaranja

    ElNaranja Member+

    Houston Dynamo
    United States
    Jul 16, 2017
    LAFC has to be on pace to break the comb record by a margin.

    And I wouldn't worry too much...just ask to host our team and you'll feel like Bayern against a pub team.
     
  15. ManiacalClown

    ManiacalClown Member+

    Jun 27, 2003
    South Jersey
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The record for most times Combing an opponent in a single MLS season (including playoffs) is 6 (LAG-1998). LAFC are at 4 so far this season...

    The first three of those blowout victories were on the road.
     
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  16. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Minnesota 6-1 New Mexico in the USOC Quarterfinals

    New Mexico scored first. How many times has a club trailed before winning a comb?
     
  17. Bluecat82

    Bluecat82 Member+

    Feb 24, 1999
    Minneapolis, MN
    Club:
    Minnesota United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That was crazy fun to watch... :)

    New Mexico scored first in the 7th minute...16 minutes later they were trailing 4-1.
     
  18. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Real Salt Lake 4-0 Philadelphia. RSL has lost two combs but also has a comb win over the first place club in the East and two 3-0 wins.
     
  19. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Atlanta 5-0 Houston

    Houston won a 4-0 comb over the Red Bulls. Since then, Houston lost to the worst club, the best club, and lost a comb. 3 of Houston's last 7 games were combs.

    Edit: New England 4-0 Vancouver

    Teal Bunbury scored in the 90th minute for the comb. That means consecutive MLS games in terms of when they ended were combs. Does anybody know if that has ever happened before with the games that started at the same time? If more than two games started at the same time, it counts if two combs ended consecutively, but even with start times for past years it's not possible to find out the order in which games ended when they started at the same time.
     
  20. VBCity72

    VBCity72 Member+

    Aug 17, 2014
    Sunny San Diego
    Club:
    Plymouth Argyle FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    New England 4-0 Vancouver
     
  21. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Montreal 4-0 Philadelphia.

    Lassi Lappalainen and Orji Okwonkwo scored braces. Lappalained is 20, and today was his first MLS game. He's from Espoo, Finland; and Okwonkwo is from Benin City, Nigeria.
     
  22. Justin O

    Justin O Member+

    Seattle Sounders
    United States
    Nov 30, 1998
    on the run from the covid
    Club:
    Seattle
    In Montreal the goals went Lappalainen-Okwonkwo-Lappalainen-Okwonkwo. Try saying that 5 times fast. Or 1 time slowly.
     
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  23. carnifex2005

    carnifex2005 Member+

    Jul 1, 2008
    Club:
    Vancouver Whitecaps
    Portland 4 - 0 Galaxy.

    Is this season on track to have the most blowout combs MLS has had? Seems to me to be a lot so far.
     
  24. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is anybody counting how many there have been each year and making sure none of them get missed? You should do it as a percentage of the games rather than an amount because MLS has more games now. This year will have 408 games. The first year in 1996 had 160, and 10 years ago there were 225.
     
  25. VBCity72

    VBCity72 Member+

    Aug 17, 2014
    Sunny San Diego
    Club:
    Plymouth Argyle FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's weird because it's not like it has just been the bottom teams getting combed either.
     
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