The Big Ange Forest Poll

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Golara, Sep 9, 2025.

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How will Ange do at Forest?

  1. He'll smash it out of the park, mate!

    8.3%
  2. He'll get them relegated

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Big Malaka will sack him before the end of the season

    66.7%
  4. They'll finish bottom half

    16.7%
  5. He'll win a trophy in his second season (if he gets that far)

    8.3%
  1. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Frank has to put out shit players like Odobert, Tel, Richarlison, and Johnson in attack, and he has us 4th in the table.
     
  2. NewDadaCoach

    NewDadaCoach Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Sep 28, 2019
    California
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nuno getting the last laugh
     
  3. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    It won't be long before the West Ham folk turn on him. If they ran Moyes out of town, they will come to hate Nuno.
     
  4. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    They always bang on about the 'West Ham way', which they haven't played in 50yrs. Can't play expansive, attacking football when your players are ass.
     
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  5. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    This gave me a chuckle:

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  6. NewDadaCoach

    NewDadaCoach Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Sep 28, 2019
    California
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    To be fair, he leads that list in trophies in 2025, as well.
     
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  8. NewDadaCoach

    NewDadaCoach Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Sep 28, 2019
    California
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Talk about irony
     
  9. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    He's going to be leading in getting sacked soon.
     
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  10. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Big Ange, the Greek gift that keeps giving:

    I guess I just don’t fit. Not here [at Forest], just in general. If you look at it through the prism that I’m a failed manager and I’m lucky to get this job – and I can find the print where that’s said – then of course this first five weeks looks like ‘wow, this guy’s under pressure’.

    Of course there’s an alternative story you can look at. I came into the Premier League two years ago, I took over ‘Spursy’ Tottenham and I was told by the chairman that the club has to win a trophy. Spurs had finished eighth with no European football, we finished fifth in my first year. But somehow that year has disappeared from the record books – the first 10 games were an anomaly apparently, whereas the first 10 games here are very important.

    But all I’ve heard about my time at Tottenham is that we finished 17th last year. But there are some basic explanations about why we finished 17th, look at what I prioritised. The last game against Brighton the players were out partying beforehand, which I sanctioned.

     
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  11. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    And he’s gone.

    39 days.
     
  12. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    He even beat Cloughie at Leeds - famously that was 44 days.
     
  13. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Big Ange makes history again: the 40 days is the shortest reign in PL history. He finishes with 26 losses in his last 43 PL games. Shocking. And we had loads of supporters who wanted him to stay on with us.

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  14. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    This is crying out for a Damned Forest film. Who plays Ange and who plays Big Malaka?
     
  15. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    For Marinakis, I would nominate the great Victor Buono.


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    ... if he hadn't died forty-odd years ago.


    Chain-smoking and tipping the scales at 30 stone couldn't have helped. RIP, Vic.
     
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  16. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sacked 17 minutes after the game ended. Who would want to work for that owner?
     
  17. NewDadaCoach

    NewDadaCoach Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Sep 28, 2019
    California
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow!
     
  18. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    If he could do an Australian accent, I would cast Al Pacino for Ange. There has to be a great monologue in there...
     
  19. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Beats getting sacking 17 minutes after the kickoff, like Levy did to Martin Jol.
     
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  20. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Wasn't that at half time?
     
  21. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    a bit of creative license, there.
     
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  22. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll Allow it!

     
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  23. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Looks like the majority of us picked the correct outcome.
     
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  24. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Who was the one person who thought he would be successful?
     

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