Review: The Best of the 2015 Season Fan Fiction

Discussion in 'Philadelphia Union' started by ScottyMac26, Dec 1, 2015.

  1. ScottyMac26

    ScottyMac26 Member+

    Jan 13, 2012
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Before we get a poll going later this week, we need to gather some candidates. Here, in no particular order, are a few worthy candidates for overall silliness. The criteria for selection, as everything else on this board, is fluid. You may choose writing style, overall awkward ickiness, jaw dropping stupidity or the use of your favorite font. In short, I don't care. Voting shall commence Sunday the 6th and last a fortnight, for no other reason than I like the word fortnight.

    http://www.phillysoccerpage.net/2014/10/24/fans-view-a-defense-of-nick-sakiewicz/
    Just amazing naivete for backing Sak.

    http://www.phillysoccerpage.net/2014/11/13/fans-view-a-question-of-faith/
    Attempts to tie the American Revolution to backing Jim Curtin.

    http://www.phillysoccerpage.net/2014/12/17/fans-view-dear-santa/
    "My face on Zac MacMath’s jersey", the presumed champ takes an early lead...

    http://www.phillysoccerpage.net/2015/01/19/fans-view-curtins-call-impresses/
    This event pissed me off.
    Also, the odd use pf paragraphs.
    Because sometimes they don't signify
    a new thought.

    http://www.phillysoccerpage.net/2015/10/02/fans-view-a-surprise-meeting-with-jay-sugarman/
    Showing that awkwardness gets you access...and in flight wifi is the bomb.
     
  2. celt1997

    celt1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 31, 2006
    Philly Burbs
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This may be my favorite thread of all time.
     
  3. TonyClarkDOOP

    TonyClarkDOOP Member+

    Jun 18, 2010
    Oxford, United Kingdom
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Of all the people to be obsessed with in the world, its the back up keeper who gets loaned out of a terrible Union team with goalkeeping issues, wants to start in Colorado. Rides said bench in Colorado. Signs to be back up in Colorado? *Starts looking up teaching jobs in Denver*
     
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  4. aztec21bas

    aztec21bas BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 24, 2009
    Mullica Hill, NJ
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Except that three of those "articles" are from 2014 ...
     
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  6. djramone

    djramone Member+

    Jan 14, 2006
    Pennsylvania
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  7. BuddhaWake

    BuddhaWake Member+

    Aug 13, 2010
    Philadelphia
    I'll have to look up the Coach Doyle one. That was classic.
     
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  8. Dills

    Dills Moderator
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    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HA. As if.
     
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  9. ScottyMac26

    ScottyMac26 Member+

    Jan 13, 2012
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
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  10. UnionDues

    UnionDues Member+

    Aug 16, 2011
    Philadelphia
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Grandiose stupidity - possibly my favorite. Still hard to argue against the breathless adoration of the Klemmer fiction.
    Even AfterSak, the club is still falling back on Reading. Coach Local 2.0.
     
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  11. celt1997

    celt1997 Moderator
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    Jan 31, 2006
    Philly Burbs
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  12. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete Member+

    May 16, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  13. thomas19064

    thomas19064 Member+

    Apr 29, 2008
    Delco
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Since Jim is local he counts as a fan too right?

    http://www.phillysoccerpage.net/201...onference-with-jim-curtin-and-chris-albright/

    "Obviously, at 6′ 5″ he gives you a presence in the backline, he can win things in the air. He reads the game well. When he was younger, he was telling us he actually played as a No. 10, so he has very good feet. He’s comfortable on the ball, can start our attack with his passing ability. So, a lot of qualities that we liked a lot, something to build our backline around. He’s also a known leader; he was captain of Estoril, and that goes a long way for us, getting the guys organized and being a leader in the back. We gave up too many goals last year, so hopefully he can come in and secure the backline and be a strong piece for us for a lot of years moving forward."
     
  14. buzzkiller23

    buzzkiller23 Member+

    Jan 30, 2009
    Glenolden, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  15. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    This is a brilliant idea but I have an attack of guilt over the snarky comment I made on one of those Klemmer pieces.
     
  16. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete Member+

    May 16, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Those pieces are being put out there for public consumption. Have at it.
     
  17. Dills

    Dills Moderator
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    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think you're toeing the line here ... are you REALLY bringing attention, and ridicule, to a little kid?
     
  18. thomas19064

    thomas19064 Member+

    Apr 29, 2008
    Delco
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    eh, we all make mistakes.... I was an Ayuk doubter early on and didn't buy into the hype at all..... (still probably a little over hyped, but I was totally wrong)
     
  19. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete Member+

    May 16, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not at all. Sympathy maybe.
     
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  20. TonyClarkDOOP

    TonyClarkDOOP Member+

    Jun 18, 2010
    Oxford, United Kingdom
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't think the kid is the reason for the post... Guessing here
     
  21. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was talking about Pfeffer.
     
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  22. ScottyMac26

    ScottyMac26 Member+

    Jan 13, 2012
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    You win. Take the day off.
     
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  23. thomas19064

    thomas19064 Member+

    Apr 29, 2008
    Delco
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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