The All Purpose Other Teams Thread - Pt. III (R)

🤯🇨🇻 CABO VERDE GOLEA ¡3-0! A SERBIA PREVIO AL MUNDIAL.

Recordemos que está en el grupo junto a España, Uruguay y Arabia Saudita. ‼️ pic.twitter.com/0JZu4HZObE

— Ataque Futbolero (@AtaqueFutbolero) May 31, 2026

 

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— BoltCountry ⛈️ Thunderbolt Peak 14,003ft (@boltcountry17) June 2, 2026

 

Mexico trying to reach the WC trophy....

 

Spain struggling to beat Iraq. 1-1 in the 77th minute.

 

Finished 1-1.

Meanwhile France is losing to Ivory Coast 2-1

 

Yet people here thinks we will out at group stage when we dont win meaningless games

 

France and Spain are likely to be fine regardless, but it shows the margins between teams aren't that huge if you're not playing all out 100%.

 

Yea, they're fine but appearently many thinks we're in big trouble for not winning the spare games 4-0. My only gripe is all the doomy gloomy posts about us. Whenever other favs failed to get result, we gonna say oh its just friendlies, they're experimenting, they're only at 40%.

 

Portugal narrowly beat mighty Chile and finished with 10 men.

 

Scaloni and our defenders should take notes, this guy still has it.

 

Christian Eriksen has just collapsed on the pitch during Denmark’s game against Ukraine.

He lay down on the pitch for a few minutes, but eventually was able to get up and walk to the ambulance himself.

Danish FA: "Christian Eriksen is conscious and doing well under the… pic.twitter.com/lWrP3aQIpF

— 433 (@433) June 7, 2026

Time to hang up the cleats, man. Once was bad enough, can't believe you're risking your life to play a meaningless friendly against Ukraine. At least Aguero was smart enough to stop.

 

Olise with a hat trick for France while Mbappe misses chance after chance

 

The way this WC selection wise, fitness wise and prep wise is going I'm pretty sure we'll be trolled rather shortly.

 

Aright, who's uncle is this?

En Miami, vieron un tipo en una cibertruk, con la bandera de USA y ploteada con un fusil de asalto

Periodista : disculpa, tomas mate,sos Argentino?

-No, tucumano 🗣 pic.twitter.com/zRWlrX6TZs

— ElBuni (@therealbuni) June 10, 2026

 

Does he play rugby as well...... ?

 

He was recommended to the club that is Watford but rejected. £8M was the fee from Reading FC. Oh well. Our chairman is as clueless as Tapia...

 

Everyone's pre tournament fav.

 

A goal that ended Spain glory days at WC.

 

Klopp and Bender to take over the Germs.

Italy looking at tax dodges to sign the bald fraud.

Tuchel to remain with England.