The 2019 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Doubtful Digits

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by Knave, Aug 9, 2019.

  1. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    She’s gorgeous.

    *turns around*

    gahhhhhh
     
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  2. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
  3. TheRealBilbo

    TheRealBilbo Member+

    Apr 5, 2016
    Somewhere I have a Valderrama wig. My son wrote it to a Crew game a few years back...

    03092010126.jpg
     
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  4. butters59

    butters59 Member+

    Feb 22, 2013
    That's a Steve Lenhart wig.
     
  5. TheRealBilbo

    TheRealBilbo Member+

    Apr 5, 2016
    They both work, but I think we got it in Tampa when we lived there.
     
  6. Kingston

    Kingston Member+

    Oct 6, 2005
    I don't see a 2020 thread. Have I just missed it? If not, is it too early to risk angering Knave? There are only a few games left. Does toast still work in a shortened season?
     
  7. SierraSpartan

    SierraSpartan Member+

    Jan 25, 2007
    Placer County, CA
    Club:
    Sacramento Republic FC
    Toast is Eternal, Praise Be.

    Its Chief Prophet is lying drunk in a gutter somewhere, trying to figure out how DCU has so far amassed the same record as SJE.
     
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  8. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    The structure of this season is just too aberrant and has been riddled with ongoing uncertainty. So, basically, I just threw up my hands this year.

    Possibly this too.
     
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  9. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So you're saying the toast thread is...toast?
     
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  10. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    The Toast Thread has retreated to its 2020 Bunker and will return when the craziness ends.

    Or SRFC enters MLS.

    Whichever comes first.
     
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  11. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    But, if SRFC enters the fold, the craziness will begin anew, yay, even proliferate a thousand-fold. The universe as we know it may cease to exist. Will toast endure?
     
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  12. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Yes.
     
  13. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    rhetorical
     
  14. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Can we just declare san jose toast and call it a season?
     
  15. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    No, this is rhetorical:

     
  16. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    I believe the word you are looking for here is redundant
     
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  17. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    No, this is redundant:

     
  18. TheJoeGreene

    TheJoeGreene Member+

    Aug 19, 2012
    The Lubbock Texas
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    No, that is recalcitrant.
     
  19. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    This is insouciant.
     
  20. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Personally, I just think he is refusing to do the thread because the Crew will not be toasted this year. ;)
     
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  21. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I say again, this is redundant.
     
  22. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Maybe I should start a 2020 Toast Thread without a table.

    Or would that be nonobservant?
     
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  23. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You guys are so redundant, you repeat yourselves.
     
  24. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You can say that again
     

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