Very funny http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2/annoy2002/100to76.html # 78: Scientology - Call me crazy, a religion endorsed by Tom Cruise is bad enough, but when you work your way up the system to find out the Earth used to be called "Teegeeack" and was ruled by an evil space alien named "Xenu", I think it's time to switch to something a little less crazy, like Santeria!