Thank you sir, I'll have another--Dumbest Post Thread

90% of those matches we did not play our real 11

— 🇺🇸 (@jacobcooper726) June 6, 2026

Bigfoot
Atlantis
Nads A team

 

Absolute gems out there

theyre thugs, I'm hatewatching them for a reason

— 🇺🇸🇵🇹🇦🇷 (@_two_goats) June 6, 2026

Lemme guess - another Pexican living in the US? 😭

— 🇺🇸🇵🇹🇦🇷 (@_two_goats) June 6, 2026

 

Todo meco

 

This argument is so stupid because the assertion is American athletes are the best yet there are 13 million total soccer players in the United States. If somebody has the ability to play wide receiver in the NFL but they started playing soccer, You wouldn’t see them have a football type of profile , they would be in Soccer already Training for that sport, meaning bench and 40 yard dash time doesn’t matter. they’re basically saying just because they play soccer therefore they are not athletic.

 

2026 and somehow garbage ass Mexico is being placed ahead of the US shit is hilarious https://t.co/3L0vQQrLqY

— 🇵🇷🇺🇸🇪🇸 (@iLuvGothChicks) June 10, 2026

 

UK X USA combined starting 11 pic.twitter.com/jHLwUzUE25

— CashFC (@CashRMCF) June 10, 2026

 

Are they finally going to bring their elusive and mythological A Team?

 

The Nads A team is about as real as ponies and the Loch Ness monster

 

It doesn’t exist, the cope is built in. It’s ok, it was only our c team….wow, we won and with out b team.

 

And their media crew piles on. They harped on Mexicos gold cup team as the A team. Despite injuries, players at club World Cup, and a 16 year old in the midfield with 5 games to his name.

 

Mexico is down so bad they needed America to develop a starter for them.

You’re welcome by the way. Take care of Brian Gutierrez.

— USMNT 🇺🇸 Thoughts (@USMNT_Thoughts) June 11, 2026

 

This will not end, es Mexicano de nacimiento.

 

My USMNT starting 11 if our athletes played soccer since birth

4-3-3

ST: Mike Vick
RW: Odell Beckham Jr.
LW: Tyreek Hill
CM: Allen Iverson
CM: Antonio Brown
CDM: Mookie Betts
LB: Russell Westbrook
CB: Calvin Johnson
CB: Jalen Ramsey
RB: Anthony Edwards
GK: LeBron James… pic.twitter.com/kTiq3wBPpP

— Frank Michael Smith (@frankmikesmith) June 11, 2026

 

Vick would suck: inconsistent to read defense and injuries.
OB: ACL tears. lost explosiveness.
THill: no team effort. off field distractions
AI: needs volume shots to be productive. IIRC he average 3 TOs in his career.
AB: locker room issues. and off field issues.
Mookie: injury risk.
Rusell: TOs, not off the ball running. gambles too much and loses focus.
LBJ: although the falls a lot he needs help gettting up Also, when he runs he has to step a certain way because his feet are ********ed up, he would be to slow as a GK.
anthony Ed: ball watches, he'll get killed by wingers.


I don't know much about CJ and JR,

 

Realmente no tiene sentido que el partido más random de River un miércoles a las 2 de la mañana tenga más convocatoria que LA INAUGURACIÓN DEL MUNDIAL. https://t.co/NNnqlKqYYZ

— 𝕮𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖎 🇦🇷 (@chomickirio) June 11, 2026

 

I’ve seen about 20 of these
Pochos fukn killing the rivalry

 

These kinds of pochos are the absolute worst.

 

The watch a soccer game once every 4 year types are posting the dumbest stuff

 

One of the things I hate about the World Cup is how it brings out all the clueless, run of the mill bandwagon “fans”

 

The United States will be the best soccer team in the world in 8 years

Every kid in the states is watching the World Cup and picking up a soccer ball after this tournament

— Christian (@cbwritescopy) June 19, 2026