Team Name narrowed down

Discussion in 'Real Salt Lake' started by Czar Pazzo, Jul 19, 2004.

  1. Czar Pazzo

    Czar Pazzo Member

    Jul 25, 2003
    The Darjeeling Ltd
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    I know, the last thing we need is another team name thread, but I thought now that we've narrowed it down to some good choices, we could discuss them a little better. Here's what our discussions have narrowed it down to:

    SLC Olympic
    Salt Lake Olympic
    Salt Lake Wanderers
    Salt Lake Rovers
    Salt Lake Rangers
    Salt Lake
    SLC
    Salt Lake FC
    Salt Lake AC
    Salt Lake SC
    FC Salt Lake
    AC Salt Lake
    SC Salt Lake
    Salt Lake United
    Salt Lake City Seagulls
    SLC Utah
    Salt Lake City Snow Cats
    SLC FC
    Inter SLC
    Great Salt Lake SC
    Salt Lake Dynamo
    Salt Lake City SC
    S.L.C. Pioneers
    Industry S.C.
    Industry S.L.C.
    Salt Lake Red Star
    Salt Lake City Jennings
    Pioneer SC
    Salt Lake Pioneers
    Salt Lake Rockchucks
    Salt Lake Industry
    Atletico Minero
    Golden Spike SLC
    Salt Lake City Jeopardy
    Salt Like City Blah
    Utah Blah
    Sporting Salt Lake
    Olympic Salt Lake
    SLC Highlanders
    SLC Olympicz
    Salt Lake City Utes
    SLC Steez
    Great Steez Lake FC
    SLC Freeze
    SLC Scorpions
    SLC Lions
    SLC Foxes
    Utah or Salt Lake Drones
    Utah or Salt Lake Killer Bees
    Wasatch FC
    Wasatch Forest
    Wasatch Front
    SLC Watered-Down Beer
    SLC Mormon 2.1%
    Cowboys
    Utah Cutthroat Trout
    Utah Cutthroat Trouts
    SLC Polygamists
    Magic Hats
    Salt Lake <Insert Your Company's Name Here for $7m/yr>
    Salt Lake Shepherds
    Salt Lake's And
    Wasatch Range But
    Utah Or
    Salt Lake City ?
    Cutthroat Trout FC
    SLC Fluffy Bunny Rangers FC
    Salt Lake City Cutthroats
    Salt Lake Cutthroats
    Utah Cutthroats
    Utah Olympic
    Blitzz
    Salt Lake Buzz SC
    Salt Lake Swarm AC
    Salt Lake Cities
    Salt Lake City Swarm SC
    Salt Lake Swarm SC
    Utah Swarm SC
    SLC locomotive
    Salt Lake Grocers
    Salt Lake Balls
    Salt Lake Decimals
    Salt Lake Eyrie
    Salt Lake Homeless
    Salt Lake Loyalists
    Salt Lake Newspapers
    Salt Lake Operatic
    Salt Lake Percolators
    Salt Lake Primates
    Salt Lake Pustules
    Salt Lake Sabotage
    Salt Lake Senile
    Salt Lake Slaughter
    Salt Lake Strangulate
    Salt Lake Timbuctoo
    Salt Lake Trident
    Salt Lake Variety
    Salt Lake Wardrobes
    Salt Lake Wimples
    Salt Lake Yaps
    Salt Lake Zombies
    SLC Pioneers
    Utah/Salt Lake Sting
    City AC
    SLC Saints
    Salt Lake City Legion of Doom
    Utah Bible Thumpers SC
    SLC Wanderers
    Utah Wanderers
    Fighting Mormons
    Utah Utes
    Utah Natural Disasters
    Wasatch SC
    SLSC
    SLCSC
    Golden Spike SC
    Salt Lake Gulls
    Yellow Jackets
    Utah Stingers
    stormin' mormons
    Utah Donners
    SLC Racoons
    SLC Waterfall
    SLC Clouds
    SLC Titans
    SLC Pacers
    SLC White Sox
    Utah Saints
    Utah Kings
    Utah Peaks
    Utah Buffalo Soldiers
    Utah 47ers
    Utah International Soccer Club
    Utah Mustangs
    Utah United
    Utah North End
    Utah Highlanders
    Utah Lakers
    AC United Jrs FC
    Salt Lake City Killer Bees
    Juventah
    SLC Chupacabras
    Explorers
    Salt Lake Antelopes
    Zephyrs
    SLC Salt Hawks
    Salt Lake City Riverboat Gamblers
    Utah Storm or SLC Storm
    SLC Buffalo
    Salt Lake Lions
    Utah Yeti
    Utah Gulls
    Utah Gullzz
    Utah Pronghorn
    Utah Bison
    Utah Wapiti
    Drifters
    Salt Lake City Rush
    Sphincters
    Salt Lake City Storm
    Salt Lake Arsenal FC
    Sphincterzz
    Swarm
    Salt Lake City Young Boys
    Salt Lake City Troopers
    SLC Knights
    SLC Monachs
    Salt Lake City Majestics
    Salt Lake Majestics
    Utah Invaders
    SC Olympians
    Salt Lake City Unpaid Railroad Builders FC
    SLC Punks
    Salt Lake City Storm or SLC Storm
    Salt Lake Stallions
    Salt Lake 96'ers
    SLC Punkzz
    SLC FC LLC
    Wasatch Range
    SLC HPS
    SLC syndrome
    utah zoonosis
    Salt Lake City Sasquatch
    SLC Bee's
    Salt Lake City Skyliners
    1847 Utah
    SLCCCP - The Reds
    Salt Lake Christ Punchers
    SLC Majesties
    Crusaders
    SLC Mormons
    SLC Miners
    SLC Hornets
    Joe Hill FC
    Utah Caribou
    SLC Bears
    Utah Young'ens
    utah Outta my way I gotta take a shizz!
    SLC Shizz
    Salt Lake Siege 05
    Salt Lake City Siege
    salt lake city strikers
    Utah Icons
    Salt City
    Utah Blues
    Salt Lake City Blues
    Utah Athletics
    Salt Lake Nomads
    Sky Blues
    Mountaineers
    Winter Storm
    Flash
    Salt Lake City Chick Magnets
    Salk Lake Wounds
    Salt FC
    Salt Lake Dynamo
    Salt Lake City Pepper(s)
    Utah Salt Licks
    Salt lake City Union
    Union SC
    Salt Lake Spikes
    Salt Lake Renegades
    Utah Coffee Drinkers
    Salt Lake Silver Knights
    Great Salt Lake Dragons
    Utah Battalion
    Utah Bravehearts
    Salt Lake City Diablos
    SLC Bulldogs
    Salt Lake Elders
    Salt Lake Nephites
    Salt Lake Jaredites
    Salt Lake Lamanites
    Tabernacle FC
    Wasatch Athletic
    Utah Sharks
    salt lake city shakers
    Utah Saintzz
    Great Salt Lake
    Salt Lake City Sting
    Sacred Shortzz
    Temple City
    Pedaling Doorknockers United
    Morman Wasp FC
    Salt Lake Urban Meyers
    utah polgymists
    Salt Lake Snow Cats
    Salt Lake City Stampede
    Utah Spunk
    Moroni's Cronies
    Salt Lake City Cult
    SLC Grundle Hawks
    Utah W.A.S.P.s
    Utah Bees
    Utah Spurs
    Salt Lake Swingers
    Utah North End
    SLC Olympic Golden Grundle Bee Spikes
    SLC FC 1847
    1847 United
    1847 Wasatch Front
    1847 FC
    Real 1847
    SLC Colony(Beehive)
    Freezz
    Real Salt Lake City
    Utah Lakers
    Salt Lake City Lakers
    Utah wives
    SLC Royals
    Holy Underwear S.C.
    Utah Rattlers
    Utah Internationals
    Utah Elephants
    Utah Kings
    Utah Carnhuskers
    Utah Homies in the Hizzouse
    SLC Locomotive
    Utah Raptors
    The Locusts
    Blues or Sky Blues
    The Battalion
    Wasatch Wings

    Sorry if I left someone out. So, as you can see Mr. Checketts, we are all idiots.
     
  2. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    This is narrowing down? :confused:
     
  3. Sachsen

    Sachsen Member+

    Aug 8, 2003
    Broken Arrow, Okla.
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dude. You have WAY too much time on your hands.


    :D
     
  4. WishHoustonHAdATeam

    WishHoustonHAdATeam New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    Houston Texas
    I second this opinion...why dont you narrow it down some more
     
  5. kenntomasch

    kenntomasch Member+

    Sep 2, 1999
    Out West
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought it was settled......???

    [​IMG]
     
  6. somebody

    somebody New Member

    Feb 18, 2004
    no s***

    And I think you left off just "Salt Lake City"
     
  7. kenntomasch

    kenntomasch Member+

    Sep 2, 1999
    Out West
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thank God.

    Unless you like having a pregnant pause every single time you tell someone the name of your new team.

    Followed by the inevitable "Salt Lake City....what?"

    Followed by your explanation of how "City" is used occasionally by European teams.

    Followed by the person thinking of you as another one of those crazy "soccer people," turning, and walking away.
     
  8. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Derek Rae refers to the Wizards as "City" :D

    But then Gordon Bradley, Ray Hudson, and Tommy Smyth refer to them as "Kansas" :(
     
  9. Czar Pazzo

    Czar Pazzo Member

    Jul 25, 2003
    The Darjeeling Ltd
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Therein lies the humor.
     
  10. writered21

    writered21 Member+

    Jul 14, 2001
    Middle of the Road
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Salt Lake City Dynamo would be an excellent f'n name.
     
  11. Nacional Tijuana

    Nacional Tijuana polo collar stan

    San Diego FC
    United States
    May 6, 2003
    San Diego County, Calif.
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Put them in Draper, call them Salt Lake County (home of the "Gunners" Har har. Maybe get some distant Gary Gilmore relative to coach.)
     
  12. Sean Reynolds

    Sean Reynolds New Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    The Salt Lake Ted Bundy

    The Salt Lake Unabombers!
     
  13. Jay Goppingen

    Jay Goppingen Member

    Aug 8, 2003
    Teh internets
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are so many good choices in that shortlist. Salt Lake City Checketts is my latest fave.... It has a built in catchy slogan too. "The MLS! Checkett out in '05!!!"

    :)
     
  14. Calexico77

    Calexico77 Member

    Sep 19, 2003
    Mid-City LA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Whoever suggested "Inter SLC" should be gutted like a cutthroat trout.
     
  15. MLS SupaStr3

    MLS SupaStr3 New Member

    Jul 2, 2003
    NJ


    Salt Lake City Al Bundy..and the supports can all wear No Ma'am shirts
     
  16. BulaJacket

    BulaJacket Member

    Columbus Crew (hometown), Minnesota United (close ties), Colorado Rapids (now home), Jacksonville Armada (ties)
    United States
    May 9, 2003
    Ashtabula, OH / Denver, CO / MN / Jax
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ....you narrowed down the SLC Snappers....
    how could you?!?

    :)
     
  17. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Because nothing says "Salt Lake City" like the secret police?
     
  18. rojojova

    rojojova Member

    Mar 7, 2001
    LA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I liked your joke czar.
    godspeed.
     
  19. Auxodium

    Auxodium New Member

    Apr 11, 2003
    Perth, Australia
    He said SOME but that is a little more than some :)


    Salt Lake City

    sounds JUST fine
    or one with Olympic is catchy
     
  20. united_fan_72

    united_fan_72 New Member

    Oct 22, 2003
    Pennsylvania
    Here are my top five that I like the most

    Salt Lake City Rovers
    Salt Lake City Wanderers
    Salt Lake City Highlanders (Utah Highlanders sounds better)
    Salt Lake City Dragons

    I initally like Salt Lake City Saints bvut that is way to much alliteration, can you imagine Rob Stone trying to pronounce that properly
     
  21. Brownswan

    Brownswan New Member

    Jun 30, 1999
    Port St. Lucie, FL
    I hadn't seen Utah Caribou before. That has a nice sound to it; downright noble. But I read the Checketts is determined to have Salt Lake City in the name -- something to do with easing the way to a future stadium or the sensitivities of local fans.
     
  22. somebody

    somebody New Member

    Feb 18, 2004
    need a calculator? :D
     
  23. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    He forgot Salt Lake City S-Pulse, of course.
     
  24. fireman451

    fireman451 Member+

    Jun 26, 2002
    The Midwest
    Club:
    --other--
    S-Pulse! Only if the new team goes with the all orange kits.

    The FMF is getting its hands in MLS, why not the J League?
     
  25. kidstriker

    kidstriker New Member

    Jul 20, 2004
    Utah
    MLS in SLC, could we have any better news since the Olympics?!

    Let's not drop the ball now and choose a stupid name, logo or mascot!

    Nothing we could call our new team could be classier than simply
    "FC Salt Lake"

    Please, let's forget kitschy regionalisms -- let's play world class soccer in what has finally become a world class city.
     

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