Talk To The Hand Sister

Something that gave me a chuckle....


"Liverpool Echo online" asked their social media followers on Twitter and Facebook to come up with a caption for this picture of Moyes and his successor in the Everton hotseat, Roberto Martinez.



Hundreds flooded in detailing what they were saying to each other - some of which couldn't be repeated - and here are the best ones.

Michael Davies on Twitter: "Just calm down and I'll show you how it's done"

Mike: "David, this tie/puffer jacket combo REALLY isn't working for you darling."

Harvey: "Talk to the hand sister!"

Janet Hopper: "No Dave I don't want to swap coats."

Mike Blundell: "You have a point David. Actually, you don't..."

Chris Sheehan: "You can have Baines..... but you'll never take our Oviedo!!!"

Rory Patterson: R "What do you want for Christmas?" D "To manage a top team." R "Wigan have got a job going."

Mark Ellis: "Wait there Davey, hold that thought - we're about to score."

Shanabanana: "How on earth did you manage that Roberto? I tried for years?!"

Dazzled: "Just cover the badge & it will feel like you're winning."

Paul O'Neill: "Get back to Corrie Les Battersby.."

Michael Nicholson: "No, no David, I don't care if you've got a receipt, your 28 days are up. Fellaini stays."

Chris Barr : "Why did the game stop after 90 mins? I thought we played on until WE win here?"

Kevin Ryan : "Don't worry Dave, I reckon you'll definitely win next year's title. Though you might face stiff opposition from Watford, Middlesbrough & others"!!

Henry Midtsaeter: "No. It's best we leave it like this. A kiss would only break my heart."

Anita Kenyon: "If you keep humming Z cars, so help me god...."

Ricky Sanchez: "I never had this problem when I managed utd on the xbox lol."

Ray Lloyd: "Please please let come back, I'll be a good boy!"