Super Short Bus Pre-Post-During-Game Banter Thread [R]

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by revelation, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Just letting the hate and venom start!

    Chicago is the wart on the witches' nose that believes it is a "beauty" mark! The only thing worse than Chicago are the people from Chicago that think their city is the happening place to be, instead of just a flyover spot on the way to real cities like DC!

    :mad: :mad:
     
  2. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    chicago and the fire are the ******** stains on the nation's underwear
     
  3. NattyBo

    NattyBo Member+

    Apr 30, 2004
    Nunya
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Ive been to the midwest (unfortuantly), and let me tell you, it aint pretty. If I was a chicagoian i would shoot myself long before I ever became a fire************, just because i live in such a ************ town
     
  4. Cantankerous

    Cantankerous New Member

    Apr 15, 2003
    United country
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The only thing the Fire is good for is heating up those "sassages".

    Mmmm, tasty...
     
  5. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    I personally hate how certain groups of DC fans love to dry hump the "greatness" that is the Fire as if they were some sort of distant cousin to our own beloved team.

    I also like how the team is named (like ALL teams) after something in which the city and its residents take great pride. You know in their case the natural fvcking disaster that burned that $hit hole down :D

    Jokes aside, here is to sweet dreams of Dema impaling Damani "O'tay" Ralph on his right leg. :D
     
  6. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Ralph reacts to getting kicked in the a$$ once more from Dema.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. rwhgeek

    rwhgeek Member

    Aug 5, 2002
    Richmond, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fire Chicago
     
  8. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    'bout goddamned time. I have had nowhere to say that Jim Curtin is the biggest, ugliest, piece of ******** defender the MLS has ever seen. Freddy (and Esky for that matter) should be able to do figure-8s around the big clumsy oaf, and drill him right into the ground.
    This team is complete crap without Jesse Marsch, who is only good because he played for us. Armas is a punk. Butt-wheat can kiss my ass, Jamaican slacker.
    Nate Jaqua is an overrated punk, just like his dad.
    I hope the boys start a big celebration fire in the locker room on their way out (with 3 points) and burn the city down again. It'll be the best thing that ever happened to it (that great restaurant and bourbon joint Bergoff's excluded).
    Piss on the Fire!
     
  9. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Footer Phooter's Guide to Chicago

    Chicago's El is completely overrated. COminsky Park is overpriced, although they do have decent grilled sausages. Never been to Soldier Field, but I'm sure it's awful. The Fire, of course, stink. Not MetroStink, but stink nonetheless.
     
  10. Begbie

    Begbie New Member

    Mar 10, 2001
    La Barra Brava
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    Photo from Jim's senior year at Villanova just after his TV career with Sigmund the Sea Monster.
    Curtin, earned top honors as a Sid and Marty Krofft Scholar at NOVA.
    He studied abroad in the Land of the Lost and puublished a comic book on the role of government with the highly regarded HR Puffn-Stuff.

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  11. JRHokie

    JRHokie Member+

    Aug 23, 2001
    Fairfax, VA
    Reminds me of my all-time favorite RFK sign:

    "COACH THE FIRE"
     
  12. URwormfood

    URwormfood Member

    Mar 24, 2004
    6 feet under: LOT 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thinking......

































    Done thinking:::



    The Fire will loose its flicker....When D.C. kicks their A$$!! :D

    ~~~Worm~~~
     
  13. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Between:

    and

    I can just imagine the Mad Scientist saying...

    Look Beeker, I just combined the DNA of a man and fruit fly...twice
     
  14. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    ******** the Fire ******** the Fire ******** the Fire ******** the Fire ******** the Fire ******** the Fire ******** the Fire
     
  15. monster

    monster Member

    Oct 19, 1999
    Hanover, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Curtin? Razov?

    [​IMG]

    Those guys are ********!
     
  16. URwormfood

    URwormfood Member

    Mar 24, 2004
    6 feet under: LOT 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    I think you lost me on that one :D
     
  18. Darth Norteño

    Darth Norteño With Buddha In My Fists

    The Arsenal
    Wales
    Dec 9, 2003
    laceyforest.arl.va
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    I heard my mama cry, I heard her pray the night Chicago died...which will hopefully be Saturday night.
     
  19. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    i think he's using the "pis" in piscina with the fire logo--"piss on the fire". a bit of stretch i agree but then again, i am sure we can all think of negative properties of public pools and tie them to nastiness about the fire...
     
  20. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Not only that, they're one more Cup Final choke away from being the Galaxy.
     
  21. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Great moments in MLS History:
     
  22. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
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    Ahhh... not too subtle...not too bold :D

    --p.s. Since Senor Revelation was kind enough to put a "post" title in the thread banner does this mean the Gestapo will allow us to talk even AFTER the game? Whooo hoo! :D
     
  23. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Here is to hoping our forwards find goals like Barra members finding free beer :D

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  24. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    after you drink free beer, you can PISS ON THE FIRE!!!
     
  25. Pints

    Pints Member

    Apr 21, 2004
    Charm City
    This photo is reason enough to love this team and it's supporters!!!!
     

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