Stupid German football songs

Discussion in 'Germany' started by Mattbro, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    Isn't it about time we created a thread like this? I was just sitting fondly remembering some of the goofy songs we used to sing up in Leverkusen, particularly on road trips, and figured it was time to capture them for posterity on BigSoccer. Here's a good one:

    Wir sind vom Westen
    Wir sind die besten
    Wir hab'n die länsten
    Die anderen können's vergessen!

    Wir sind von Bayer
    Hab'n dicke Eier
    Wir singen immer wieder Bayer!

    Olé olé!
    Olé olé!
    Olé olé olé olé!

    I wouldn't recommend singing this one in mixed company, but since it's in German it probably won't offend too many people.

    Anyone else have some good goofy songs to contribute from your clubs?
     
  2. BhoysFC1995

    BhoysFC1995 New Member

    Nov 30, 1999
    NYC
    translation (to english) please.
     
  3. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    Re: Re: Stupid German football songs

    Okay, but this'll be the politically correct version, since I don't want this thread shut down so soon:

    We're from the West
    We are the best
    Ours are the longest
    Everyone else can forget it!

    We come from Bayer
    We have large testicles
    And we sing Bayer forever!

    Olé olé!
    Olé olé!
    Olé olé olé olé!
     
  4. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    it seems like leverkuseners have a testicle fixation doesn't it.
     
  5. fuxer

    fuxer New Member

    Feb 5, 2000
    this is a mainzer carnevalsong:

    gebt mir ein h
    hhhhhhhhh

    gebt mir ein u
    uuuuuuuuu

    gebt mir ein m
    mmmmmmm

    gebt mir ein b
    bbbbbbbbb

    gebt mir ein a
    aaaaaaaaa

    und das geht
    humba humba humba
    tätärää tätärää tätärää

    und das geht
    humba humba humba
    tätärää tätärää tätärää

    here is the song
    http://www.fangesaenge.de/zweiteliga/Frankfurt/humba_taetaerae.mp3
     
  6. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    Wait, do you know other Leverkusen songs about testicles?


    Here's another interesting one:

    Wir sind die geilen Jungs aus der Farbenstadt
    Saufen oder wat?
    Saufen oder wat?

    Wir sind die geilen Jungs aus der Farbenstadt
    Ficken oder wat?
    Ficken oder wat?

    PC tranlation:

    We are the sexually aroused young men from the City of Color
    We're here to go boozing!
    We're here to go boozing!

    We are the sexually aroused young men from the city of color
    We're here to fornicate!
    We're here to fornicate!

    Leverkusen is sometimes referred to as the "Farbenstadt", or City of Color, since Bayer AG was founded as a dyestuff factory in the mid-19th century.

    I told you these songs were going to be stupid.
     
  7. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    They sing that one in Leverkusen too. An interesting story is that two years ago in Dortmund, we all had to get down during the "Gebt mir ein H!" part, and the entire Leverkusen section completely missed Bernd Schneider's lob of Jens Lehmann from the just in front of the midfield circle. We didn't see the goal until we got home.
     
  8. fuxer

    fuxer New Member

    Feb 5, 2000
  9. olafgb

    olafgb New Member

    Jun 6, 2001
    Germany
    To avoid the impression that such songs are what to be expected: these songs usually can be heard of road fans who drank some beers too much during a long ride to the stadium - and you rather hear them in the train or on the way, but not in the stadium.
     
  10. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
  11. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    Hey Olaf, here's one you'll appreciate as a fan of sophisticated humor:

    Usually when the visiting fans arrive in an the train station of the opponent's town, the fans sing:

    "Wir haben etwas mitgebracht: Hass, Hass, Hass!"

    Well last year on the way back from Bochum (DFB-Pokal), the train was stopped for some reason at Düsseldorf Hbf, and the Leverkusen fans started chanting:

    "Wir haben etwas mitgebracht: Li-po-bay!"
     
  12. fuxer

    fuxer New Member

    Feb 5, 2000
    LOL
    funny story.

    you are right they sing it all over germany now.
    but it comes from mainz. it´s an old carnevalsong from ernst neger. :)
     
  13. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    Hey, I believe ya.

    I actually spent a semester in Mainz many moons ago (Fall of 1996) and went to a couple of Mainz 05 games. This is back when Ouakili was their best player and I think Reinhard Saftig was the coach. Does that sound right? Or maybe it was Wolfgang Frank. Anyway, I still have a soft spot in my heart for Mainz 05. They're kind of like the Leverkusen of the second division, since they always miss out on promotion at the last minute.

    Null eins!
    Null zwei!
    Null drei!
    Null vier!
    Null fünf, null fünf, null fünf, null fünf!
     

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