STC: Random Azz Sheet - Part 4

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Kyle Crew, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Michganders can be, well, "interesting" when it comes to weather, I have a buddy from "the Thumb" who is known for going out in shorts and a t-shirt in the kind of weather we're having right now.
     
  2. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The lights being on isn't necessarily an indication. Some departments, like Cleveland, leave them on all the time. (Yes, it's a pain in the butt to tell if the cop car is just patrolling or pulling you over.)
     
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  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wouldn't be surprised if that was part of the reason. Ohio Highway Patrol cars went from brown to white primarily because they wanted the cars to blend in easier aka "harder to tell".
     
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  5. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Moore charged with felony home invasion, stalking, and breaking and entering.
     
  6. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2706 Bill Archer, Dec 12, 2025
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2025
    Michigan man!

    The last two are basically misdemeanors but the home invasion, ehere he was allegedly wielding a weapon, is a felony all day long. Thats serious, poke you in the ass prison.

    Hes being offered $25,000 cash bond release with a gps tether and a restraining order, so he'll be out momentarily but I'm guessing hes going to need to find alternative housing.

    Mama aint home baking him a batch of gingerbread.
     
  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As of last I heard, he's out with a GPS device.

    A very nice friend let me sit beside him at OSU's senior day this past year. They were INCREDIBLE seats about seven rows directly behind the visitor's bench on about the 40-yd line. I told him to keep me in mind for future games, but I know the realities there and this is a guy I've known for quite a while too.

    I knew I wasn't going to be able to yell crap at Sherrone Moore on 11/28/2026.

    I just didn't have the *why* nailed down.
     
  8. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  9. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Both.

    I can't wait for the OSU evangelical megachurch angle on this whole thing. (One: God doesn't care about sports or who prays more. Two: They have guys on their team and on their staff who also pray. Sherrone is just a POS.)
     
  10. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    Makes you appreciate Lane Kiffin, who's just as much of a scumbag as Moore, but smart enough to not mess with other school employees or use messaging apps that preserve the evidence. Between his inept coaching, getting caught with incriminating texts in the first cheating saga, and now this latest scandal, it's become clear that Sherrone is not a bright person.
     
  11. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This seems a little too on the nose. I wouldn't trust the NY Post any farther than I could punt it, I'm not inclined to take the word of OnlyFans girls who are super-motivated to make their names known, and the fact that this just happens to be coming out, conveniently, right when the story about him having an "affair" or whatever it is breaks?

    I'm not buying this.
     
  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Daily Mail says that the skank has shown them some of his DM's.
     
  13. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Post sucks, but it's good on sports, that's what I've heard at least.
     
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  14. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2714 Bill Archer, Dec 14, 2025
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2025
    Look, we all know that your problem with the Post is not whether they make shit up but that you disagree with their political opinion slant, Your business, I could not possibly care less. But an article about a college football coach propositioning an OnlyFans slut would not seem to fall under the political opinion area.

    I would think that an intelligent person, rather than go straight to some sort of political knee jerk, would instead wonder whether the skank is telling the truth, not if the Post is reporting what she said correctly. But you gotta be you.

    Sherrone Moore Made Wild Request After National Championship, Model Tells OutKick | OutKick
     
  15. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    The timing is most definitely a bit odd. They could have done it any time in 2024 or even at the start of 2025.

    Why wait?

    With that said, it's definitely believable. Then again, given the other news regarding him, what isn't?
     
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  16. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2716 Bill Archer, Dec 14, 2025
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2025
    Actually, my utterly worthless take on that very question is how many propositions must all these sluts get in an average week? Or day? All in a day's work, right?

    The only thing unusual might - MIGHT - be that he"s a high profile semi-famous figure. Otherwise , as with any other sex worker, hes just another trick.

    In which case any good whore leads him on, milking him as long as she can. No reason to nlow the whistle as long as shes seeing money.

    Its only when he ceased to be a pigeon that she decided to use the info. To make, of course, money.

    The real question is why exactly does a guy making $6 million a year go on line trolling for cum dumpsters like her?

    But then I never figured out why a guy with Bob Krafts billions would patronize some sleazy strip mall rub & tug joint either
     
  17. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll chime in one more thing here and be on my way: just because they are sex workers doesn't mean they shouldn't be believed, or at a bare minimum be listened to, and taken seriously (meaning investigate said claims).
     
  18. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The NY Post is trash. If you want to defend it, you do you.

    And that article you linked claims that he was DMing said OnlyFans model during halftime of the Ohio State game. I don't buy that for a second. Even the horniest guy in the history of mankind would have better things to do with his time at that exact time and place than trying to convince some skank that she's what on his mind. Especially when said skank is a die-hard Wolverines fan and he's the coach losing to his arch-rival. I'd be more impressed if the guy was actually gameplanning to win the game than gameplanning to get into my panties.

    I'm not saying this is all UNTRUE. If they have receipts, and it all validates the stories, so be it. I'll laugh just as hard as everyone else. I'm just saying that this isn't Kirk Herbstreit or Joel Klatt reporting this stuff, and the people making the claims are ones that would benefit from the notoriety. It's all too obvious, and too convenient. It seems like the exact thing you'd make up at the exact moment he got caught being sleazy.
     
  19. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Apologies if there's part of the story I've missed, but... are we calling OnlyFans models sex workers?
     
  20. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I would challenge you to quote anything I said that could be remotely construed as defending a damned thing, let alone a NY Newspaper, but we both know that you cant so I wont waste the time.

    But straw men is always a good way to try and deflect the point when you’re demonstrably wrong.
     
  21. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bill, shut up.

    When I say it's trash, and you immediately jump in to criticize me for calling it so, you're implying that it's not trash. So give up the self-righteous ghost here.
     
  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Shut up your own damned self.

    I said it was obvious why you hold that opinion. If you want to claim I was wrong, go ahead.
     
  23. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sex is their work, so put two and two together. Do you think they're just 'modeling'? Lol do yourself a favor and Google DK Metcalf and onlyfans or instagram models and see what pops up, it's pretty funny.
     
  24. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I mean... I wouldn't be shocked if he did something like that, dude seems kinda like a nut. Might be dealing with one of those Anthony Weiner type dudes.
     
  25. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I repeat: Are we calling OnlyFans sex workers?

    Are you taking the position that everyone who has an OnlyFans account where they publish nudes is therefore automatically hooking? LOL you might want to do YOURSELF a favor and consider what an outrageous statement that is.
     
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