STC: Random Azz Sheet - Part 4

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Kyle Crew, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2651 Bill Archer, Sep 10, 2025
    Last edited: Sep 10, 2025
    I just love naked PR bullshit:

    “We love that since we announced pro soccer coming to Cleveland three years ago, the energy and enthusiasm of our fans have gotten the nation’s attention,”

    Yes, all.of the US is positively gaga over it.

    Then there's this gem:

    Cleveland is the largest metro area in the country without a professional soccer stadium or one under construction.

    Now a cynic might suggest that the reason for.this is that there's no, you know, professional soccer team in Cleveland, but thats just a minor detail.


    Id also point out that Bart Wolstein tried desperately to bring an MLS team to Cleveland years ago and Don Garber was wining and dining him but Cleveland kept turning down his stadium plans, saying basically that nobody gave a crap.
     
  2. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Funny thing was that it took a while for places with real soccer history and interest to get an MLS team--like St. Louis, Philly, and the PNW.
     
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  3. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If they had so much history, passion and interest they would have gotten teams in 1996. All they had to do was get a couple thousand people to sign up and they couldnt do it.

    I don't have any respect for all the crap about those city's soccer history. Should have stepped up when they had the chance.

    "Real" soccer history and interest my ass.
     
  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just out of curiosity, what numbers were the PNW teams getting as A-League teams? I remember them "doing quite good" but was that in soccer terms, which could have been 25k at the time, or in D2 terms, which could have been far less?

    I think we all know *how* we got the league required threshold. Unfortunately, we may never know the numbers without that key player.

    You're right though. They had every chance to step up. The forgotten bit? Chicago was supposed to be an original team and NYC/NJ were supposed to be two separate teams.
     
  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In the A League during the 90's Seattle drew less than 3000 a game. Portland did a bit better but not by much.

    Of course the Xoggz were drawing similar numbers at the time, but then in 96 at Ohio Stadium averaged 19,000
     
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  6. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2657 Bill Archer, Sep 22, 2025
    Last edited: Sep 22, 2025
    Not to get too far into the weeds (or in your case, the weed) here but with Canada on the verge of dissolution due to Toronto/Ontario sucking everybody else's lifeblood, so that most of the west (Alberta, BC, Saskatchewan) wants out and Quebec stepping up and saying Hey, heres the chance weve been waiting for lo these many years (and PQ has promised a referendum) how would we suppose this affects MLS?

    Its worth noting that the last referendum lost with 49.8% of the yes vote, and theyre WAY more ticked off than they were back then.

    ( Among other things, Ottawa insists on unfettered immigration and Quebec/ Montreal insists on only French speaking immigration, and theyre not in a mood to compromise)

    Montreal would end up in a third country, Vancouver in a 4th, and Toronto financially strapped and on the brink.of bankruptcy.

    Can the USSF and Canadiastan fed's really ask FIFA to sanction a four nation league? Even if Greenland isnt able to get approval to join CONCACAF, that would be one hell.of a mess.

    How delightful
     
  8. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Roadtrip to Nuuk!
     
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  9. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2659 Bill Archer, Sep 23, 2025
    Last edited: Sep 23, 2025
    I'll pledge right here and now that beer is on me for any and all Crew fans who'll meet me at Nuuk Stadium

    upload_2025-9-23_14-30-53.jpeg

    UEFA has refused them membership, because they’re owned by Denmark, but theyve applied to CONCACAF which is much more liberal about these things, and specifically to the North American Football Union (which is an actual.thing).

    They already have a new 20,000 seat stadium designed for Nuuk since the above doesn't quite meet FIFA standards. Also because it snows 9 months of the year.

    [​IMG]

    At which point they can apply for an MLS entry. Then all we have to do is find one crazy billionaire. Or arrange for @chr1st to win a Powerball drawing.
     
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  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  11. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When Sky Sports News was on NBCSN, one of the last multi-day stories they covered that wasn't a game was a fire at some lower level English(?) stadium. In fact, to call it a "stadium" might have been a stretch. IIRC, one of the ends of the field was right up against a wall.

    One of the great things about the game is its simplicity. All you need is a field and a ball. This field is no exception. The hill on the right seems like a great place for a family to take a picnic.
     
  12. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think the top field shown is even narrower than the field I used to play on at Indianola Park in Worthington.
     
  13. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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  14. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @TRUJDUB21 - my boys have very positive reviews of the new EAFC 26.
     
  15. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    For all you Bengals fans, and I suppose Browns fans too:

    The Bengals just traded for Joe Flacco.

    The world has gone mad.
     
  16. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Well we've always said the Browns have an embarrassment of riches at QB.

    /s
     
  17. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I saw that on Reddit like an hour ago and assumed it was a joke.
     
  18. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, Browning sure ain’t getting it done while Burrow is injured.

    But the Bengals aren’t going to turn it around no matter what QB is behind that crappy OL.
     
  19. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Bengals had to get somebody. Flacco is probably the best available.
     
  20. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    Jameis Winston made a lot more sense. Flacco is an older and less mobile version of Browning. Then you add in the pick swap on top of it, trading away what's likely be a high 5th rounder and getting back the Lions' 6th rounder which will be near the end of that round. They basically dropped two rounds to pick up a guy that Cleveland was going to cut anyway, when the only way out of this hopeless situation for Cincinnati is to maximize their picks and string together a couple nice draft classes. The Bengals managed to get fleeced by one of the worst organizations in pro sports. You almost have to be impressed at the incompetence.
     
  22. Crew96Fan

    Crew96Fan Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If anyone is free tonight and wants to head out to Historic Crew Stadium tonight and watch some footy!
    Free entry and parking! HCS MATCH DAY.png
     
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  23. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So since you're forcing us to guess here, I'll go with Grove City and Central Crossing in the big Grove City Derby.

    Am I close?
     
  24. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  25. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus @ Montreal confirmed for April.
     

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