STC: Random Azz Sheet - Part 4

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  1. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2626 Kryptonite, Sep 3, 2025
    Last edited: Sep 3, 2025
    What I'm finding interesting about these names is that a lot of them seem to be from circa 2005 to circa 2015. (I'll gladly admit I'm pulling those numbers out of thin air.)

    Obviously the 2008 team is the stuff of legends and the 2009 team was also quite good. The 2002 and 2004 teams were definitely competitive and won trophies too, but...I don't believe *any* of the worst players played in Ohio Stadium which means they're all subjectively worse than the players on the 1996-1998 teams.

    Take the worst season we had and put that team up against any team from 1996-1998.

    What were we doing signing guys worse than people like Obi Monome, Ubusuku Abukusumo and Scott Cannon?
     
  2. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Luis Gallardo, El Loco, Jacob Thomas, Jamal Sutton

    Also the entire roster of the 2006 Columbus Crew
     
  3. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2628 Kryptonite, Sep 3, 2025
    Last edited: Sep 3, 2025
    Emanuel Pogatetz and Olman Vargas come to mind.
     
  4. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Keep Junk Shot off the list. He's a GD legend.
     
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  5. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Obi's now a neurosurgeon....

    But some of that was getting some practice players in the early days. Some Xoggz would also practice with the Crew that first year. Ricci Greenwood was another. As I recall, Chris Duff too (though he never got into a Crew game). And the first time i saw Tony Sanneh was at a Xoggz game.
     
  6. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BWP. Sure they didn't suck before coming to town, but holy hell did they suck here and continued to suck after moving on
     
  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    https://www.10tv.com/article/news/local/ohio-oldest-known-army-veteran-dies-moses-eldridge/


    COLUMBUS, Ohio — Ohio’s oldest surviving World War II Army veteran, Moses Eldridge, died Thursday morning, according to his family. He was 108.

    Born on April 17, 1917, Eldridge was drafted in 1943 at age 26 and served in the 131st Engineers Regiment as a water purifier during a time when Black and white regiments were kept separate. Integration in the military didn’t happen until five years after he began his service.
     
  8. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not sure where this should go, but we weren't the first....[​IMG]
    At Connie Mack Stadium ca. 1966. Yes, that's Pete Rose on the left.
     
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  9. Crew96Fan

    Crew96Fan Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hello all you amazing people! 3 days left to donate if you're willing and able! But also here to report that we HIT $10,000!!!!
     
  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @Hamburgler03 would probably need to check and it's probably too late to get any required approval from the businesses, but maybe there's a few Sammers willing to donate tonight at Derive or tomorrow at Whistle & Keg.
     
  11. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are still Sammers?
     
  12. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2637 Kryptonite, Sep 8, 2025
    Last edited: Sep 8, 2025
    Sammers was started (in Columbus!) approximately 2012 by some of the OG Sam's Army people. There's no relation to Sam's Army. I think the last sighting of anything Sam's Army was at the US-Mexico 2013 tailgate when it was just Mark Spacone's brother with a tent. Before that, it was merely just some sort of ticket reseller.
     
  13. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Rumor has it that Mark might be coming in for the game.

    But yeah, Peter's correct, Sammers is kind of a tip of the cap to Sam's Army. Really mostly a bunch of people from around the country who have become good friends throughout the years. General philosophies are: 1) Sing for 90 in the games 2) We have annual elections 3) Totally non profit. Nobody is making a dime on this.

    Overall we don't want to be the biggest. We want to be the best and #1 above is really what it's about. We love to have fun and some people do drink like fish but at the end of the day, it's about the 90 minutes during the game.

    Because it's all volunteer work, we <ahem> aren't the most organized group ever created but if you want more info: https://sammerssc.org/
     
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  14. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Shock the world.


    [​IMG]


    I did hear a rumor that some members might have an affinity for throwing apples.
     
  15. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
     
  16. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That’s Dn…uh, someome at the tAAAilgates.
    (For which we’re LONG overdue. Maybe next year?)
     
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  17. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DO NOT DISPARAGE JACOB THOMAS. He sacrificed his jersey for us when it was ripped piece from piece during a play, he ran with such bull-like power that he could not even be pulled down! I remember seeing that jersey for sale at a team sale after that season.

    REMEMBER THOSE, KIDS? TEAM SALES. HOLY SHIT.
     
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  18. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What about Eric Vasquez? Didn't he actually get kicked from the team for testing positive for weed?
     
  19. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Or possibly suckitude.
     
  20. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lets be careful here. It sounds like youre disparaging Sams Army, and I heartily object. They basically invented national team support.

    They organized for games but never got as in your face, greedy and obnoxious as AO. They never came into town demanding to.run everything and flying in Capos from Seattle and insisting that everyone follow their prescribed song sheets.
     
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  21. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He did have one goalzo.
     
  22. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am not the only one with a Sammers membership?

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  23. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think I have one because it auto-renews.

    I should really look into that.
     
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  24. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Update: The rumor is not true. Apparently Mark had a ticket available, but couldn't do travel.
     
  25. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018

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