Stalin Ordered the Creation of Super Warriors by Crossing Humans With Apes

Discussion in 'History' started by Owen Gohl, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. Owen Gohl

    Owen Gohl Member

    Jun 21, 2000
    Homo Sovieticus.

    "In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a 'living war machine'."

    "Stalin told the scientist 'I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat.'"

    Other sources say the experiment worked:

    "The doctor claimed that a race of apemen was created. They were extremely strong and covered with fur, worked tirelessly in the salt mines, and grew larger than the humans—but they could not reproduce."
  2. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    The only living descendent went on to play Goalkeeper for Blackburn and the USA National Football Team late in the 20th century...
  3. nowayjose

    nowayjose New Member

    Apr 24, 2005

    Some of these apemen managed to escape...........
  4. Excape Goat

    Excape Goat Member+

    Mar 18, 1999
    Real Madrid
    Stalin was a fan of H.G.Wells.
  5. MRod

    MRod Member

    Jun 30, 2005
    Bakersfield, Ca
    Oh....The Bigfoot story makes sense now, I just wonder how he made the trip from Russia to the US...
  6. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    Yale scholarship?
  7. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I read about this in the Weekly World News several years ago......but they said the Soviets were mating men with bears not apes. I can't believe they missed that important fact.
  8. Doctor Stamen

    Doctor Stamen New Member

    Nov 14, 2001
    In a bag with a cat.
    :D :D :D
  9. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Newcastle United FC
    I've heard some excuses for the East German womens Olympic team but this is the best so far.
  10. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    Ivan Drago.
  11. Excape Goat

    Excape Goat Member+

    Mar 18, 1999
    Real Madrid
    Do you mean Katarina Witts? Then, Stalion should be given a Noble Peace.:D
  12. Cilindro

    Cilindro New Member

    May 24, 2002
    I always thought of Stalin and the communist as monkeys.
  13. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Strange that this topic would be considered so important that Bush mentioned it in his State of the Union.
  14. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, it's sad that when I heard Bush say that on the SOTU, I immediately thought about this thread.
  15. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Science Made Stupid

    Funny how we love to laugh at the Soviets for politicizing science while a loud and politically active section of American society wants to ban evolution from schools and the Bush administration tries to deny global warming because it is politically inconvenient to their bosses, tries to ban stem cell research and then rails against "human-animal hybrids".

    OK, it's not really funny. It's sad and scary.

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