Spurs linked to long-haired old man with porno moustache

jumhed · May 30, 2003

Thats right. The tabloids (and the Evening Standard, not a paper to be taken lightly), have revealed that Spurs are making a move for spunkboy. Sorry, Seaman.

Watch this space.

soccernutter · May 31, 2003

And Teddy, now out of contract, is in discussion with this years FA Cup winners.

jumhed · May 31, 2003

no he isn't. Teddy would never go there. Your information is GREATLY flawed.

Incidentally, Spurs have denied any contact with Seaman.

AvidSinger · Jun 3, 2003

Keller's better anyway, and a few decades younger.

jumhed · Jun 5, 2003

He's gone to Man City. Should be a great newspaper headline (say it out loud)

'Seaman leaves Arse.'

AvidSinger · Jun 6, 2003

So what is Seaman gonna do? Bat the ball away from the net with his cane?

AvidSinger · Jun 6, 2003

If Becks is married to "Posh Spice," maybe we should call David Seaman "Old Spice."

soccernutter · Jun 7, 2003

Originally posted by jumhed
no he isn't. Teddy would never go there. Your information is GREATLY flawed.

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Iason · Jun 7, 2003

I was laughing my ass off when I read the thread title.

comme · Jun 9, 2003

Teddy would go and play with the devil if the money was right.

jumhed · Jun 9, 2003

Originally posted by comme
Teddy would go and play with the devil if the money was right.
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Nay, nay, and thrice nay! He wouldn't! He left for Manure 'to win stuff.' He can't be blamed 'cos he left in the Gerry 'The taxi-driver' Francis era. He missed out on the Gross and Graham era's. I think it is a real blight on his career that he gave up a Worthless Cup medal for Spurs to win all that tat with Man U. ;-D

But seriously, Teddy is a rabid Spurs fan. He's said on a number of occasions that he'd never join Arse, and that he can't believe Campbell's done it. And twatty Anderton refused to leave Spurs too. He rejected Man U. Damn, damn, damn, damn!