Special 'plans' for Landycakes this weekend?

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by hala-cosmos, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. hala-cosmos

    hala-cosmos Member

    Apr 15, 2003
    In case anyone was unaware, we'll be graced by an extra-special visit from the savior of american soccer this weekend, our very favorite Landycakes Donovan. (assuming he'll be up to play, that is).

    He's given up fodder aplenty lately, be it whining about missing his bianca, his mommy, or the sun, or simply being 'tired' (because the rest of us who aren't paid handsomely to play a game are just as chipper as bushytailed bunnies).

    Shouldn't his complete lack of... balls be acknowledged in some way this weekend? There'll be a captive audience of thousands at RFK, not to mention the tens watching on FSC and CSN.

    Anyone in SE, BB or LN have anything going? Need some inspiration?

    I really want him to feel extrasuperspecial come 10pm on saturday.
     
  2. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    I prefer to call him Lil' Lanny.
     
  3. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    I like to call him - Whinovan...

    As for Whinovan, we've got a special cheer just for him...

    :)
     
  4. RMDad

    RMDad New Member

    Nov 15, 2001
    Fredericksburg, Va.
    Throw him a tube of Vagasil and a kotex, maybe his girlfriend can 'splain it to him.

    Mark
     
  5. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    yes, we're bringing in 150 red and black bricks and we'll have a special tifo when he gets close to Barra :cool:
     
  6. xboxmaddplaya

    xboxmaddplaya New Member

    Mar 9, 2005
    Woodbridge, VA
    I like to call him fivehead..... :D

    (instead of forehead get it???? No?? YOur just SLOW) :p
     
  7. Sundevil9

    Sundevil9 Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Reston, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My plan had been to scare Prima-donovan with a bunch of Leverkusen stuff....or just yell in German the whole time, but I sadly will be missing my second game in a row (that makes 3 games in 8 years) :(
     
  8. Hunter R

    Hunter R New Member

    Jul 7, 2003
    Me, Myself and I
    Club:
    DC United
    Come on Mark... you know he would be the one explaining it to her!
     
  9. BadLlama

    BadLlama Member

    Aug 13, 2005
    Gainesville
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like the chanting in German idea...don't think there's time for that level of organization though, lol

    A Tim Howard poster that says "You're a p**sy" might do the trick*

    *for those that missed the YA thread on it...Timmy blasted about the thought of leaving Man U. when the going got tough unlike others (alluding to donovan)
     
  10. DoctorD

    DoctorD Member+

    Sep 29, 2002
    MidAtlantic
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can we get the FO to play "Boys Don't Cry" during warmups?
     
  11. Tweaked

    Tweaked Member

    Jan 30, 2003
    The Hill
    pvssyboy...drum, drum, drum...pvssyboy...drum, drum, drum.
    repeat
     
  12. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    "landon donovan is pvssy of the year"
     
  13. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    Come on...this one is a given. :)
     
  14. URwormfood

    URwormfood Member

    Mar 24, 2004
    6 feet under: LOT 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe if we all bring in some flowers..and toss them on the field...

    Is that a enviroment friendly thing to do???

    ~worm~
     
  15. Tim Mehan

    Tim Mehan New Member

    Aug 30, 2000
    Landon Donovan: MLS's delicate little flower
     
  16. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can I get one with Cobi's name on it (PLEASE? I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!!) ;)

    K
     
  17. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    "Screw you guys! I am rich, young, hot, and balding! Bwahahahah!"

    [​IMG]

    "Check out my package bitches... You know you want to!"


    [​IMG]
     
  18. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ohh baby, if he dresses like that I'll make some special plans for Landon! (Yesiree, getting right on it!!) ;)

    K
     
  19. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    remind me to punch you at the tailgate, those photos should only be shown with a warning attached :D
     
  20. Bwana

    Bwana New Member

    Oct 27, 2004
    Darnestown, MD
    Thanks tons...

    Anyone know any tricks on getting puke out of a keyboard? :rolleyes:
     
  21. tarts_larue

    tarts_larue New Member

    Aug 18, 2005
    Dublin
    He's like the gay Vanilla Ice of football...
     
  22. uniteo

    uniteo Member+

    Sep 2, 2000
    Rockville, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why not a rousing rendition of the Beach Boys' 'California GALS'
     
  23. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    I don't think anyone will object if say 50 of those land on Cobi's face :D
     
  24. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    :mad:
    I was THIS close to neg repping you for making me look at those!

    :D
     
  25. Cantankerous

    Cantankerous New Member

    Apr 15, 2003
    United country
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    JHC on a post! What are you trying to do, kill us?
     

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