I'm sorry I ate the last of the cookies. Actually, i'm not. They were nice! Plus the shop has more. I'm sorry I apologised for something I didn't mean. Sorry.
C'mon boys, Keeley Hazell is one I'd love to have a go with. Amazing body, great face, and the melons are bigger than my head. What's not to love?
She's a nothing. She did a set with all teams shirts in one of the lowest class of so-called mens mags, Nuts/Zoo whichever it was. Vacuous waste of space, blessed with humoungous jugs. I've also seen a homemade movie of her, she just lays there like a sack of potatoes while her boyfriend gives her a rogering. Bit rubbish. Bet she's really boring in real life.
Awww, biggSkizz, you know how that shirt burns my eyes....but I'm trying to look through it to the happiness that lies beneath...
Although, I will say it was pretty funny when Joe Cole got his ass kicked by her boyfriend for hitting on her.
Yep, that was funny. Cole was in her bedroom getting undressed.. sounds like either she had wanted him or been tricking him.
Never heard of this story, sounds pretty hilarious though. Don't blame Cole for trying... I saw the homemade video as well, do all you Brits keep your socks on when shagging or was that guy just an asshat? She does seem a bit dull in bed but I could watch those Zoo videos of her all day.