After yesterday's deals with Le Toux and Parke I think we should try to put together a modified version of this to sing in the River End. We have four months to get it together.
My first thought was to go with a version of this... something along the lines of... Sebastian's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la-day-la Sebastian's back) You see him comin' better cut out on the double (Hey-la-day-la Sebastian's back) You been spreading lies that he was untrue (Hey-la-day-la Sebastian's back) So look out now cause he's comin' after you (Hey-la-day-la my Sebastian's back) (Hey, he knows that you been tryin') (And he knows that you been lyin') He's been gone for such a long time (Hey-la-day-la Sebastian's back) Now he's back and things'll be fine (Hey-la-day-la Sebastian's back) You're gonna be sorry you were ever born (Hey-la-day-la Sebastian's back) Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong (Hey-la-day-la Sebastian's back) (Hey he knows I wasn't cheatin'!) (Now you're gonna get a beatin'!) (What made you think he'd believe all your lies?) (The U, The U) (You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size (The U, wait and see) Sebastian's back he's gonna save our reputation (Hey-la-day-la Sebastian's back) If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation (Hey-la, hey-la, Sebastian's back) Yeah, Sebastian's back (La-day-la, Sebastian's back) Look out now, yeah, Sebastian's back (La-day-la, Sebastian's back) I could see him comin' (La-day-la, Sebastian's back) So you better get a runnin' (La-day-la, Sebastian's back) Alright now (La-day-la, Sebastian's back) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (La-day-la, Sebastian's back) Sebastian's back now (La-day-la, Sebastian's back) [Fades] Know he's comin' after you (La-day-la, my boyfriend's back) Because he knows I've been true now...
If we host Portland this year, this could be a great song to sing. Here's some of the verses we can steal: When I was young I used to be, As fine a man as ever you'd see, 'til the team from Portland said to me, Come and join the Timber Army Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo, Me curse upon the Union blue, That took me darlin' boy from me To join the Timber Army Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo, I've made me mind up what to do, Now I'll work me ticket home to you, And ******** the Timber Army
Do we host Toronto FC this year? We can take the p--- out of Julio Caesar by counting to seven in German after his World Cup "performance" as it were. JULIO! CAESAR! (count to seven in German).
Call up Jimmy McLaughlin and bring a little Motown to Chester after he scores a goal ... Repeat as necessary.
Less original? I think that chant is high-lair-ee-us! JUL-IO! CAE-SAR! Ein, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben!
We could just use 1:05 to 1:35 from this. Sums it all up pretty well. Particularly the last 5 seconds.
Danny Cruz's pre match pump up song: Move b***h, get out the way Get out the way b***h, get out the way Move b***h, get out the way Get out the way b***h, get out the way OH NO! Danny's out I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out Get the F*** back, guard ya shin There's nothin' wrong, we can't stay still I've been runnin' and passin' Le Toux and I been shootin' and crossin' you Upside ya motherf***in' forehead And if your friends jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace It's not an illusion, we runnin in cleats So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers Is there a boo boo on your ass? NO N****! I'm taking' a hundred runs all day So if you don't wanna get tripped, get the F*** outta my way Like Peter V, hardly ever caught sober and you about to get ran the F*** over Move b***h, get out the way Get out the way b***h, get out the way Move b***h, get out the way Get out the way b***h, get out the way Here I come, here I go UH OH! Don't trip b***h, move You see them tifos? You hear that f***in' crowd? Start that goddamn game, I'm comin' through Hit the pitch and knock the defenders down I cheer the crowd up - that's what I do Young and successful - a sex symbol The defenders want me to trip - true true Hold up wait up, Sir please "Oh wazzzupp, get my cleat stuck, what are yoouu doin'?" Sidelinin' is my f***in' business Tryin' to get my teammate a cross here soon Give me that ball and step 10 yards back Thought you could f***in' trip me up like that b***h, tell me that? No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a f*** But i'ma tell you like this b***h You better not walk when I'm runnin at ya!