http://www.theonion.com/onion3911/pt_the_war_on_iraq.html I'm trying to figure out who Nathan Eckert really is on this board, though. It's a close race with joseph pakovits just edging out superdave, although MikeLastort2 is also a strong contender. I've ruled out Dan Loney because the style is just too flat and dry. But Bob Sheffer? Hooo boy. So many to choose from, so many... I've ruled out TheWakeUpBomb and Mr. Cam for reasons entirely opposite to each other, but that's about as far as I've been able to figure out.
I don't agree with Nathan Eckert but that sheffer guy needs to put up more than "It won't" and "Not really". Eckert on the other hand, although there is some logic, it isn't a proven fact that what he says will happen.