Some famous "ifs"

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by flanoverseas, Sep 20, 2003.

  1. roarksown1

    roarksown1 Member

    Mar 30, 2001
    Playa del Rey, CA
    Club:
    Hamburger SV
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If the WUSA was anything worth watching, there would be more fan support.
     
  2. striker

    striker Member+

    Aug 4, 1999
    Same goes for MLS.
     
  3. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    IF gustavo poyet grew giant opposable thumbs right above his ankles and were thereby able to literally 'hold' the ball with his feet...

    think of it, people - think of it!!
    spurs might qualify for the EUFA cup.

    hell, what am i thinking? he'll never stay healthy long enough to 'shove' in more than 8 or 9 goals.
     
  4. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    make that the UEFA cup.
     
  5. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Uh, if Carlos Pavon could hit the crossbar at will, then don't you think Honduras would have turned down the money and just won the whole World Cup without breaking a sweat, scoring 5 goals on Brazil in the final?
     
  6. 18214

    18214 New Member

    Aug 18, 2003
    new jersey
    IF my Aunt had balls she would be my uncle...
     
  7. Daksims

    Daksims New Member

    Jun 27, 2001
    Colorado
    If I hadn't eaten that Taco Bell last night . . .
     
  8. Rafael Hernandez

    Rafael Hernandez Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 6, 2002
    LMAO
     
  9. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    Bastard you beat me to it!!

    But wasn't it if My mom had wheels....

    Good if nevertheless.
     
  10. Wowbagger

    Wowbagger New Member

    Jul 9, 2003
    Denmark
    If Europe competed as ONE team, you wouldn't even bother trying.
     
  11. revsrock

    revsrock Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
    Boston Ma
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If Paul Caligiuri didn't score that goal in November 19, 1989?

    If Big Soccer didn't exist?
     
  12. elainemichelle

    elainemichelle New Member

    Jul 20, 2002
    If BS didn't exist I'd have better grades in school.
     
  13. listentobobmarley

    Jan 5, 2001
    What if freddy Adu's mom didn't win the lottery to come to the US.
     
  14. Shimmy

    Shimmy New Member

    Jul 25, 2003

    ditto :)
     
  15. BackOtheNet!

    BackOtheNet! New Member

    Jun 6, 2001
    So Cal
    If the wind wasn't blowing like crazy when Caligiuri hit that shot?
     
  16. Ferris

    Ferris New Member

    Mar 31, 2003
    What if...

    Pele had never come to play in the US...
     
  17. babytiger2001

    babytiger2001 New Member

    Dec 29, 2000
    Melbourne
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If 'if's' and 'but's' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas. :D

    If Dwayne DeRosario hadn't been subbed in with five minutes to go in MLS Cup 2001,...
     
  18. elainemichelle

    elainemichelle New Member

    Jul 20, 2002
    What if Freddy Adu doesn't get as good as we all think he will?
     
  19. babytiger2001

    babytiger2001 New Member

    Dec 29, 2000
    Melbourne
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What if he does? :)

    With what we've witnessed so far, that may be the more likely scenario, IMHO...
     
  20. elainemichelle

    elainemichelle New Member

    Jul 20, 2002
    I haven't seen him play so I can't really say.

    What if Pele had been American?
     
  21. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    What if hand ball against Clint Mathis was called against Costa Rica?

    What if Jeff Agoos's hand ball was called against Mexico and he got sent off?

    What if Tony Meola's punchout went inside the cross bar against Barbados?

    What if Cobi Jones was not called offside in WC98 against Germany when he was in fact 4 feet onside and breaking away?

    What if Frank Hejduk's header went in?

    If Pele were an American, he would have been a rapper. actually a R&B singer at that time. :D
     
  22. gnk

    gnk Member+

    Nov 1, 2000
    Rockville, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You are correct sir. (I mean, you are correct that it was Portugal and not South Korea; whether or not you are overtired, I express no opinion.)
     
  23. FormerGermanGuy

    Mar 1, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If Escobar had knocked the ball into touch instead of into his own goal, he'd be alive today and we would be the only home team to ever fail to advance into the second round.

    If the Mexicans had scouted Josh Wolff before the game in Columbus, they might have defended him differently on his breakaway. He still would have burned them, but they may have tried something else.

    If Ruiz had been carded correctly in Mazatenango, he would not have been on the field to score the winning goal.
     
  24. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The lines for Mia, Tisha, and Brandi would be aLOT longer than the lines for Joy and Tiffany.
     
  25. BorrachoNJ

    BorrachoNJ New Member

    Apr 8, 2001
    NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ
    WHAT IF

    keller just nipped tha ball during 1-0 loss to brazil? could u.s. have pulled of a stunnger on that hot, summer 4th of july in 1994?
     

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