Let's face it. You think that you know everything about how to run a country. Make your own. www.nationstates.net
Can I make mine a "rogue state?" I want to be a ball-busting dictator with an itchy trigger finger and then I'll invade hangthadjstan and lay waste to all those Pearl Jam-lovin', IU basketball-worshippin', Notre Dame football-felatin' hippies.
Oh, when I'm finished destroying hangthadjstan it's off to the Kingdom of 3stripe where its beloved leader, Katherine the Great, will have to bow to my wishes without the Kingdom's great protector.
Sorry dude, but I am a holy empire of sedley. You won't find hangthadjstan on there. Apparenly due to some legislation, or lack there off, my children have become the most foul mouthed in the region!