So who are the six A-holes???

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by heybeerman, Sep 25, 2002.

  1. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    It's as simple as this, beginning the season in March is ridiculous. We didn't have a game over fifty degrees until June. Then we got bombed consistently with rain once we got warm. My suggestion: If you're going to start the league early, start the teams out east in the west. What could be the harm in starting us out in LA or San Jose or Dallas the first three games, then having a massive homecoming?
     
  2. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    One double-header, and we'd be on top.
     
  3. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    New Jersey
    Only if said double header was held in the shoe, otherwise the max we would have is 25,000 which I believe would not be enough to push us to the top


    The fact that we have a maximum capacity of 25,000 is also why we do not get double headers with the US nats (nor does the crew organization try to schedule double headers)
     
  4. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I meant in our average, but yeah.
     
  5. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Which of course, is no longer feasible since the field width is maybe ten yards smaller than it was in 1998.
     
  6. heybeerman

    heybeerman Member

    Aug 2, 2001
    Chicago Burbs
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    was it the caped crewsader?

    Did he lose weight and only need to buy 2 seats instead of 3?

    :)
     
  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Didn't they do this in 1997, 1998 and so forth?

    I remember a few seasons when we played a few road games before playing home. I think the opener this year was because it was more dictated by TV than the league.
     
  8. dmets

    dmets New Member

    Apr 13, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
  9. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    In addition to the fact that four teams experienced attendance drops (although Chicago's was forced), the author uses some new math to get 17,511-17,429 to equal six.

    But hey, why let facts get in the way of an article?
     
  10. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  11. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    17,511-17,429=82 people difference on average. Now, where this putz went wrong was in thinking that If I divide the average difference of fans per game by the number of home games, then I'll wind up with the super average.

    14 home games --- 82/14=5.857~6.

    This is just wrong. Let's look at this from a dimensional stand point --- the units on 82 are people per game. If we divide again by the number of games, we wind up with people per game per game. Therefore, we are missing 6 people per game per game this season.

    So, the question to ask is, who are the 80 A-holes?!? (We already know that Bailey8 and Eggy are 2 of the A-holes for living too damned far away to catch many games)
     
  12. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What about the attendence drops this season in Miami and Tampa Bay?
     
  13. 1crewman

    1crewman New Member

    Aug 3, 2002
    Columbus, Ohio

    WOW, you really payed attention in school or you have waaaay too much time on your hands
     
  14. Sirk

    Sirk Member+

    Apr 25, 1999
    Cleveland, OH
    I think Miami dropped by six as well.

    Sirk
     
  15. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Mrs. Toon and myself didn't come to as many games as we had planned this year...so I guess that accounts for 2 of the 6. :rolleyes:
     
  16. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i think whoever shut down fidlerre's (or however it's spelled) goal clips is an a-hole.
     

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