So...Trumps Veep/J.D.Vance

I dunno. He's the GOP's VP nominee. I think I need to read it now.

 

Don’t buy it!!!!!!!

 

Agreed.

Agreed to the power of 100.

 

The Internet is vast enough these days, I'm sure someone has already Rule 35'd the relevant passages without you needing to read the original.

 

Apparently it's fake news and it's not really in the book. He's still a weirdo that has said some weird shit on the record before though.

 

Wait….i just learned why people were posting all those couch pictures and now you’re telling me it’s not true?

 

I was wondering about that. I think I would have remembered.

 

So you’re saying it was a deerskin glove not latex?

 

As a noted fan of Star Trek, I want to defend a person who is clearly going all-in on his Romulan cosplay. Jolan tru, Mr. Gaetz.

 

Here's a really good article about Vance's economic positions, and how they might have more meaning than the average Vice President's views.

https://www.npr.org/sections/planet-money/2024/07/23/g-s1-12513/economic-mind-jd-vance

 

To be fair Olive Garden serves an edible garden salad!

 

Surprised to see that it matters all that much. Who do you think they want?

 

I have no idea. Just enjoying the fact they are already unhappy about Vance. He is such a phony.

 

He's a male Sarah Palin.

But if they make a porno parody on him, it would have to be a very narrow niche.

Wait, you say that wasn't true? Well, it's actually a matter of using "alternative facts," which could be true if you want to believe it,

 

No he isn’t. There’s no “Mama Bear” untapped voting block that is cravenly devoted to him. He’s a complete nothing-burger.

When the dust settles, there will be no JD Vance fan club fueling his extravagant lifestyle, aside from maybe Peter Thiel.

 

Fair enough. I guess he'd be like Sarah Palin, but without any of the "positive" things she might have. It's like when someone says, "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." Ummm, you're half right on that...

 

I made it out,and am going to lock the door on all of you before I start the fire.Vote for me!"
"JD,you aren't supposed to say that second part.."
"Why not?"

 

WHAT?

No upstanding C.O.W. would EVER call oat or almond or soy squeezings "milk."

https://www.npr.org/2023/03/31/1167...enting-non-dairy-products-being-labeled-as-mi

 

Nut juice just sounds creepy af tho.

 

Ummmm. I hate to break it to you Khan, but thanks to GMO technology, Monsanto has strains of all those things that are capable of lactation. Big Dairy doesn’t have a leg to stand on