So...Trumps Veep/J.D.Vance

Yes I too want to discuss the differences between several White Male Dem Governors.

 

Whole milk, skim milk, 2 percent or 1 percent milk? That is the discussion in a nutshell

 

You left out "straight", which would eliminate Jared Polis

 

Good point.

 

I support calling a kid whatever the kid wants to be called, but I can still acknowledge that these two name changes are not in the same zip code.

 

That's a pretty big difference. I recall my first salaried job, where the ladies would often drink that watery nonsense to watch their waistlines while the guys would drive to wherever they sold actual milk from an actual cow. Back then it was Hardee's. Hardee's still has real breakfast even today, bless their charcoal-broiled hearts.

 

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs pic.twitter.com/JUf9BSFodM

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) July 21, 2024

 

If you've never fücked a sofa, raise your hand.
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Not so fast there, JD Vance.

 

As long as the sofa consented,it's nobody's business.

 

I'm not sure if there was consent. The language was couched.

 

It musta been a love seat.

 

A sofa can no more legally consent than one of Matt Gaetz’ “dates”.

 

I’m calling it first. People are going to show up at his rallies with sofa cushions and latex gloves.

 

... or Matt Gaetz' forehead. That thing has been abused beyond recognition.

 

Sorry, the Leftist MSM doesn't rep[ort on these things, but what exactly is this thing about Gaetz and the sofa. Maybe it's just because I'm old, but was this something you youg'uns saw on the tickety-tock?

 

I'm on a federal laptop and really can't google this type of stuff.

 

I have no idea where I saw this but someone said that with his latest botox, it looked like his eyebrows were surprised at his eyebrows.

 

In Hillbilly Elegy he spends several pages reminiscing about a romantic evening spent seducing and then making sweet sweet love to a latex glove placed between two sofa pillows.

 

GOP politicians really have no shame. Whether it's executing their dogs or ********ing pillows, they just love to tell all.

 

I dot not know this, and reinforces my desire to never read Hillbilly Elegy.

 

So the GOP coronated a convicted felon and a guy who consciously wrote multiple pages of himself going b@lls deep into a seat cushion?

Did he at least find a quarter?