Nothing better then to start with a picture of Sporting fan, a Benfica player, and a fat guy. Se we can all coexist.
PS: I love the title of this thread BTW... Also, is that Rui Costa or Nuno "I hit the veins" Assis in the middle of the picture?
Now I got it, although it probably would have fit Sporting alot better... Let me remind you if anything Porto is the Pride of Portugal: 2 Champions League titles, 1 UEFA Cup, 1 European SuperCup, 2 InterContinental titles and all in the last 20 years. Which BTW is much more impressive than your team's accomplishments: 2 Champions League titles!
RECEITA PARA FAZER UM PORTISTA 50g de açucar 1L de leite 500g de manteiga 1kg de merda 2kg de paneleiragem NOTA: Não exagerar na merda nem na paneleiragem, senão sai um benfiquista!