Six Reasons Nick Should Be The Coach

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  1. Vistula

    Vistula New Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    Garfield
    Six Reasons Nick Should Be The Coach:

    1. Played for Nantes.
    2. Played for FC Belenonsense.
    3. Played for Tampa Bay Rowdies
    4. Authored plan for national urban revitalization.
    5. He's on the bench anyway.
    6. If he hires himself, no one will check resume.
     
  2. I am Joe²

    I am Joe² New Member

    Jan 10, 2001
    Jersey
    You are definetly an idiot
     
  3. SoFla Metro

    SoFla Metro Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Ft. Lauderdale, FL
    This has the potential to be an absolutely classic thread. Thanks Vistula! ;)
     
  4. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why only six?

    7. Nick's agency fee for representing players who play for him will be only 5%, as opposed to the 10% that OZ charges.

    8. The plastic used to build the bench's protective overhang is the same material that Nick's hair is made out of.

    9. The name "Sakeiwicz" can be written in Giants Stadium turf divots during the '03 season opener.
     
  5. HalaMadrid

    HalaMadrid Member

    Apr 9, 1999
    10. Nick has the names and addresses of seven kids he will personally develop into bona fide Clint Mathises
     
  6. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998
    The plural of Mathis is Mathi.
     
  7. Sporting Fan

    Sporting Fan Member

    Oct 18, 2001
    this is the best thread of the YEAR ! well done Vistula
     
  8. metroflip73

    metroflip73 Member

    Mar 3, 2000
    NYC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    11. Cuz his day job as University of Cincinnati hoop coach don't pay well and Nick-O needs the extra $$$.
     
  9. Pmoliu

    Pmoliu New Member

    Jun 7, 1999
    Princeton, NJ
    12. Because he is the two time Executive of the Year.
    13. He can bring on quality talent like Steve Shak.
     
  10. Metrofan CP

    Metrofan CP Member

    Jan 20, 1999
    NJ
    14. Just look what he did for the Mutiny!
     
  11. PSUdude

    PSUdude New Member

    Dec 15, 1998
    Elmhurst, Queens, NY
    15. if you read some of his quotes the past couple days, h can predict the future
    16. he can negotiate with the players as well as he can with NJ politicians
     
  12. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This made me laugh a lot more than it should have.

    17. His morals are impeccable. For example, he always tips his escorts 20%.

    18. The ESC has not yet had the opportunity to fully explore the vast bounty of jokes that can come from snappy nicknames like "Nick The Dick".
     
  13. Metros Striker10

    Metros Striker10 New Member

    Jul 7, 2001
    Planet Earth
    19. He signs players that "Will knock your socks off".
     
  14. NotAbbott

    NotAbbott Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    My Own Little World
    So, 30 to 60 days until you sign Jack Black and Kyle Gass? I guess Nick wants a Tenacious central D.

    Later,
    COZ
     
  15. Real Ray

    Real Ray Member

    May 1, 2000
    Cincinnati, OH
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Passaic to Nantes to Trenton, Nick Sakiewicz IS New Jersey

    20. His opposition to a "throw-away society," not only makes him the perfect player's coach, but a potential Gov. of NJ, with the major plank of his platform being solving the garbage problems with NYC and cleaning all of brownfields and toxic dumps in NJ.

    "People are our greatest resource-my administration won't throw anyone under a bus to score cheap political points..."
     
  16. Pmoliu

    Pmoliu New Member

    Jun 7, 1999
    Princeton, NJ
    21. He leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
     
  17. Shabs

    Shabs Member

    Jun 19, 2002
    NYC
    So do we call him "Nick", or "Mr. Dick"?
     
  18. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Let go, mother!"
     
  19. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He can thwart criminals with his magical fire breath while discovering the cure to herpes
     
  20. Beowulf

    Beowulf New Member

    Dec 2, 1998
  21. PSUdude

    PSUdude New Member

    Dec 15, 1998
    Elmhurst, Queens, NY
    23. Nick always has a plan....
     
  22. Metrofan CP

    Metrofan CP Member

    Jan 20, 1999
    NJ
  23. Red Card

    Red Card Member+

    Mar 3, 1999
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What a uncanny resemblance. Looks like Huggins will be OK. I don't think our discussion here had anything to do with his heart attack.
     
  24. metroflip73

    metroflip73 Member

    Mar 3, 2000
    NYC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Saw that piece of news on the ticker on ESPN2. In addition to the Iowa game.
     

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