Note to washed-up German players: There seems to be extraordinary interest by many of you in playing "1 year" in MLS. We understand that you believe that you are worth at least $1 million dollars p.a. for your efforts, a rent-free pad in the Trump Tower (or equivalent digs), tix to the MTV movie awards, and that you will be required to give only 3/4's effort (after all, it is the American soccer league), and you may skip 3 training weeks during the summer season to attend the La Voile Rouge foam party at Ibiza). If this is so, please record your interest below, and we anxious American fans will be sure to bombard (oops, wrong term-forgot the audience) MLS' front office with "vielen" requests for your much-vaulted and washed-up services. Who needs Landon Donavon when Stefan Effenberg is available and ready for Sundays at the Jersey shore... Vielen Dank and bis bald....don't forget to "unterschreiben"..
Dammit, Huss lied to us. Apparently not all the drek was washed away in the Great Crash of Aught Two. Why, this post must be 3 years old. Sachin