Short note from Christian Gomez [R]

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Lowecifer, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    So, Tim asked me to check his emails just in case Christian felt like sending him something from his laptop after the match and, wouldn't you know it, he did!

    The Tim More beloved,

    Praise of high skies! We are the champions! The equipment is overjoyed simply to have finished the guessed right campaign to gain the MLS cup! Vaunted the ventilators of the united C.C. were so noisy and boisterous that the doorman for the city of Kansas, the one that is call Bo Oshoniyi, was disturbed and dangerous. Alecko demonstrated to its passion and its instinct of the assassin. He even obtained far with a broken law of the game, the ball of the hand. Earnie Stewart made idiot of Alex Zotinca (I heard the ventilators that shouted: Alex! You STINK OUT ah. That filled my stomach of laughter). Unfortunately, Dema had to go taking an early shower after it gracefully kept the ball outside our network with his hand. It was so sad for him. The magicians of Kansas could not break themselves nevertheless through the wall of the brick of our equipment and now they were not champions! Three aclamations for the united C.C.. I will advanced more again after she washes the stench of cigarettes and champán of my uniform.

    The God Blesses,

    Christian
     
  2. Detective40oz

    Detective40oz Member

    Jun 16, 2000
    Fairfax, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Will someone please tell Christian that he lives in D.C. not C.C. ;)

    "Earnie Stewart made idiot of Alex Zotinca " Christian is quite the comedian this one made me laugh in my cubicle :)
     
  3. voodoodiver

    voodoodiver Member

    Jun 21, 2002
    FLL
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hmmm, smells like fish... babelfish!
     
  4. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What, no horseradish tree?

    This filled my stomach with laughter. :D
     
  5. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Well, ol' Christian hasn't really picked up the English language as of yet.
     
  6. JRstriker12

    JRstriker12 New Member

    Jan 27, 2002
    Falls Church, VA
    I think Christian got this one right. After Esky gave him the smack-down, Bo will proably be working as a doorman next season. ;)


    These e-mails are great! I almost hope that Christian doesn't learn English......well not really, but his bable-fished e-mails are great!
     
  7. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    he should just send them in spanish and have someone on here translate them for us haha


    that was one of the funniest reads lately. his e-mails are hilarious. Christian rules
     
  8. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    the equipment is overjoyed!!
     
  9. TEConnor

    TEConnor New Member

    Feb 22, 1999
    Remind me to change my password. I'm getting all manner of emails from baby gap, kids r us, and super diaper dot com.

    Tim
     
  10. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    :D

    BRILLIANT!
     
  11. vivaelbolivar

    vivaelbolivar New Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    RFK & EL MADRIGAL
  12. MightyMouse

    MightyMouse BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 19, 2003
    Island paradise east of the mainland
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can tell from this email Christian is overjoyed! (sigh) Still feel like someone placed a sucker stamp on my forehead... Thank you mr. TEConner
     
  13. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Funny how that happened to make its way into Christian's e-mail to you...:D
     
  14. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    I know! Little did he know that I was the idiot who first screamed that at him.
     
  15. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    The brick of the equipment ...

    BRILLIANT!!!!
     
  16. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BRILLIANT!
     

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