...my wife made a suggestion last night that could, depending on the views of the judge, be grounds for divorce. Now, I've been sharing my disgust with the Crew and my feelings that it's going to be a very long season. She's pretty aware of the state of the team and knows several of the players and is very aware of my disdain for the coach. So last night I was explaining to her how we tied a college program and lost to a 3rd division side in scrimmages. That's when she dropped the hammer. The old lady suggested I should have a secondary team to root for. Now, with the possibility of Detroit getting a team, I understand that this issue may come up again. And really, I have been thinking about that and will in some way always root for the Crew. But to force the issue is rediculous? I can't bring myself to root for any other team. What the hell is she thinking? The mere thought makes me sick to my stomach. I just can't do it. I need a drink.
It's probably some sort of confusing signal from her. You know it sounds like when women say "Go ahead honey, do what you want." But in reality they're saying "You better pick what I want to do, or else..." Then again, maybe you need to step back about 100 years and start smacking some order into your household.
eh, maybe I should just laugh at her infantile understanding of the situation. Then again, [SMACK!] You made me do that! note - I do not nor have I ever advocated or agreed with hitting a woman. Yes, making a joke out of spousal abuse is sick and I should probably burn in Hell for it.
I don't have a wife so I go down to the women's shelter and smack them around a bit. ******** it they're used to it. There ya go Trev, now you'll have somebody to burn in hell with.
I've never been one for hitting/smacking women either. Call me old-fashion, but I just can't bring myself to striking a woman. This can really suck, because I can remember this time back in college, this girl kept punching me in the arm because she was drunk and bored. I bet she would have quite real fast if I had smacked her one rather than asking her 30 times to stop it. I also can't stand women that are sh!tty mothers. You know, the ones that scream ever curse word in the book at their little children and are physical with them, especially when they are really young kids and can't do anything about it. They make me so mad, because they're just kids and they don't understand. I just want to go up to women like this, smack them around and yell at them to pick on somebody their own age and see how that goes for them.
Bring a cooler for the beer. I prefer Amstel, thanks. KK, Nothing pisses me off more than seeing a kid get roughed up by an adult. It bothers me so much that I've given serious thought about working with child abuse organizations in the hopes of stopping that sh!t. Scenes of abuse literally get my blood boiling. Yes, I would definitely feel compelled to smack the sh!t out of a woman that abuses any child. But I know that this won't help. It only propogates the problem. In fact, most people that abuse are the victims of abuse. I all about trying to break that cycle.
And this has to do with soccer because........................ The MetroStars smacked the sh!t out of the Crew last weekend?
What's the ********ing point of you posting here? Yeah we got beaten by the Metro Stars but you brag as if you were playing. What the ******** have you ever won?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU SUCK!!!!! The metros did no wacking, smacking, or anything last weekend. If anything, it was the Crew wacking, smacking, and jacking it off. There's a difference between getting beat and beating yourself. Find out what side of the fence the Crew were on.
Nice to know you can take your finger out of your nose to type that. It's called a stream of conscienceness discussion. Typically, when people share things in common, they tend to have conversations about a lot of different things. Being the highly limited individual that you are, I wouldn't expect you to understand this. Now go back to your regularly scheduled activity of pulling wings off of flies.
...my wife made a suggestion last night that could, depending on the views of the judge, be grounds for divorce. Now, I've been sharing my disgust with the Crew and my feelings that it's going to be a very long season. She's pretty aware of the state of the team and knows several of the players and is very aware of my disdain for the coach. So last night I was explaining to her how we tied a college program and lost to a 3rd division side in scrimmages. That's when she dropped the hammer. The old lady suggested I should have a secondary team to root for. Now, with the possibility of Detroit getting a team, I understand that this issue may come up again. And really, I have been thinking about that and will in some way always root for the Crew. But to force the issue is rediculous? I can't bring myself to root for any other team. What the hell is she thinking? The mere thought makes me sick to my stomach. I just can't do it. I need a drink. Ok fellas...be calm. Sounds to me like your better half was just tired of the repeated complaining about Andrulis and the Crew. She offered an easy suggestion to get the bitching to stop. Funny enough, this type of situation is usually the other way around. Women mostly just want someone to listen to them vent, while men want to "fix" things and give suggesions to get the problem resolved fast so they don't have to hear about it anymore. Sounds like you've been going on about it quite a bit and she is trying to find a way that you'll both be happy. Alas, if your wife is not a sportfan, she wouldn't understand your devotion to the Crew and why her suggestion won't work. She really won't get it if you root for other teams besides the Crew (such as the US Men's national team, an EPL team, etc.) She won't get the separation of cheering for other teams outside of MLS, and how you are not being disloyal to the Crew if you root for others in different leagues and tournaments. I can root for San Jose, US men, and Man Utd and not feel I'm being disloyal to any of them (although I am having cheating thoughts regarding ManU since Fulham picked up Boca). If she's not a soccer freak like we all are, she doesn't see the difference which is why her solution makes sense to her. Overall, just give her a break, at least she cares enough to listen to you talk about sports. That's more than some of my friends will do for their guys. And by the way, remove "old lady" from your vocabulary. Low class.
Your comments would make so much more sense if you posted a picture of yourself. In a bikini. With a banana in your hand. Covered in baby oil.
Nice point about the role reversal and all that. It makes sense, but unfortunately you've got this coming to you... Your profile says you're in Ohio, but you support the Quakes? C'mon support your local team! Are you ashamed of them or something that you support SJ or are you just a transplanted Cali-girl?
You better be hot footgrrrrl because I don't see many qualities in someone who A. doesn't support her local team and B. supports Man United That's enough to piss me off and I'm a peacful shite muslim.
Break in down, Dear Abby. Look, the "old lady" tag is a term of endearment. She also likes it when I call her babe, sweet-ass, and toots. We're talking about a woman that likes to fvck, not "make love". Good point on the role reversal. But to be honest, I haven't bitched all that much this season. But I know that she has to see the handwriting on the wall and doing her best to make a preemptive strike. Honestly, as long as she keeps the fridge stocked with cold ones and keep'em coming, I should be alright. Hell, if she does well, I may reward her with a son this winter. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* You seem like a cool broad. Thanks for the advice.
What's this have to do with soccer? Well, it's our f'ing forum, you douce. We can talk about whatever we want. And if you don't like that, go f yourself. Get the f out of here, you dirty scum.
Break in down, Dear Abby. Look, the "old lady" tag is a term of endearment. She also likes it when I call her babe, sweet-ass, and toots. We're talking about a woman that likes to fvck, not "make love". Good point on the role reversal. But to be honest, I haven't bitched all that much this season. But I know that she has to see the handwriting on the wall and doing her best to make a preemptive strike. Honestly, as long as she keeps the fridge stocked with cold ones and keep'em coming, I should be alright. Hell, if she does well, I may reward her with a son this winter. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*.You seem like a cool broad. Thanks for the advice. Just trying to give you an alternative point of view Trevor. Your wife sounds like a practical sort of girl, but remember it's only game one and as you know, it IS a long season. Don't give up hope yet, but keep the cold ones handy. And give your wife some flowers for keeping the fridge full. And Eggy & Kaiser...Not gonna apologize for being a ManU biatch. Already have my tickets to ManU/B Munich in Chicago. And have never really rooted for the Crew for several reasons, with Jeff Cunningham being at the top of the list. And no Zac, we are not going to debate "the black hole" of Cunningham again you little perv. Love SJ because of their style of play and the individuals on that team (and NO LD is not my favorite). I was pretty disappointed in their opening game also, but I'm not worried and I won't jump ship. And sorry you're pissed Eggy, but if it makes you feel better, I am hot.
Nope - not for this group. Especially that banana-munching, Hilton-loving, fratboy weirdo in here. Think I want him following me around Crew stadium with a mirror on his shoe? Although I'm sure I'm not his type anyway. Think petite brunette cheerleader 10 years later who never gained weight, but did gain a cup size thanks to the miracle of pregnancy. That should be enough for Crew fan caliber. And I don't do anything quick. See ya all next year.