Sen. Larry Craig (R-His Own Private Idaho) arrested & pleads guilty to "lewd conduct" in men's room

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Craig's behavior was was pretty strange, though.

 

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While this story is hilarious and points out obvious Reep hypocricy, its a damn shame that BushCo denying health insurance to kids and the Iraq mess are moved off page 1.

 

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"Jiminy God!"

My first screen name until the moderators banned me for tapping my space bar twice.

 

Re: Sen. Larry Craig (R-His Own Private Idaho) arrested & pleads guilty to "lewd conduct" in men's r

In a related story, McDonald's has strongly denied selling Big Macs. "We do not sell Big Macs, and we never WILL sell Big Macs," said Mayor McCheese.

 

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Holy shit, I can't believe I missed this. Dude was trying to hook up a blumpkin! And what better way to do it? I've tried my entire adult life to figure out how to set up the blumpkin and somehow this method escaped me.

Larry Craig, I salute you!

 

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Oh yes they do! In fact, I would suggest that you turn the safe search off and do a Google image search for "blumpkin".

 

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What ever happens when friskey? You go to the gentleman club and drop $200 if finacally challenge. Then you can have all the parts of importance in your face. But why on Earth; would someone not go to the rental rooms for this measure is beyond me. A Bumpkin! A Bumpkin! I really aint dirty. As I thought. This situation just keeps telling me. Don't go for a Senator for Presidency. Seriously! This is too much for just a couple hundred countrypersons. I guess. The stats stay honest with national averages. So you no longer must have A's. B's C's and D's are acceptable. For a plea deal for a misdemeanor. What ingrues is this? If he plea deals; there must of been something else. Does that say anything for the Copper?

 

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I've been on the internet long enough to trust someone when they say "you don't want to know."

 

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No, no, its a blumpkin, with a "p". And its really not that sick. I mean, its not like he was trying to set up an Alabama Hot Pocket or anything.

 

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And I've been on the internet long enough to know that if someone says "you don't want to know" then I probably do want to know because its probably ********ing awesome, like a pirate/ninja orgy or something.

 

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Checking now!
Blumpkin I knew such a thing exsist but didn't know of the termenology. Wow! That must be a mighty fine poker chip to saute'

 

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Then you surely don't want to read this:

http://www.collegestories.com/storyview.aspx?sid=3905

 

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Of course, none of that is shit compared to mung mongering.

 

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Exactly! It must be a set up for a panty raid!

 

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Yeah, I pretty much decided to at least wait until I got home so as to not do that google search on my work computer.

 

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Slate.com is having a lot of fun with this. What's particularly interesting are the excerpts of the email exchanges among the editors when they were trying to decide how to handle it.

And don't miss the video re-enactment.

 

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i guesh in this thread the phrase that he tried to "serve at the pleasure of the president" takes a twisted twisted turn, no?

 

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The video re-enactment is great. It includes the 'wide stance' defense, too.

 

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Yeah, I learned that the phrase came from Craig himself. I didn't realize that before. Cringemaking.