Seedings blow for England

Ang is short for angus. therefor
Anglish = sheepshagger

 

Ah, the renowned logic that makes Denmark the weighty presence it is in today's world.

 

Only here to help mate

 

My very soul brims with the warmest gratitude, I assure you.

 

Now Matt, warm, I'll give you, but soul and gratitude?

What did your Mother tell you about telling porkies?

 

This is the key sentence. If UEFA is anything like FIFA, the system is to determine who they want the top seeds to be and then create a formula that ensures that happens. In the last 2 World Cups England has been seeded below a team that came in second in a group that England won.