Well, that 2 out of 3. In order to be a ref, you also need to smell bad. (inside joke. At her first game, a woman behind my wife was asking her husband what that awful smell was, and my wife turned around and said it was the ref's calls.)
Just out of curiosity, when we move to Harrison will ESC and Metronation be sharing the stand in front of the stage? I think it ould look awesome to see banners, fans waving flags, smke bombs etc coming from behind the goal after the Metro score.