Pre-match: Season Predictions

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  1. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Post your 2024 predictions here so that we can all point and laugh at you come season's end.
     
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  2. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    #2 Q*bert Jones III, Feb 21, 2024
    Last edited: Feb 21, 2024
    Eastern Conference Predictions:

    Columbus
    Orlando
    Atlanta
    Phila
    Cincinatti
    Miami
    NYC
    Nashville
    NJ
    -----------
    Chicago
    NE
    Montreal
    DC
    Charlotte
    Toronto

    Shield: Columbus
    US Open Cup: Charleston Battery
    League Cup: Don't care
    Spoon: Toronto
    Boot: Giakoumakis
    Humanitarian Of The Year: Dante Vanzier
     
  3. United1

    United1 Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Eastern Conference Predictions:

    Orlando
    Columbus
    Miami
    Atlanta
    Philadelphia
    Cincinatti
    Metrostars
    Nashville
    Chicago
    -----------
    NE
    NYC
    Montreal
    Toronto
    DC
    Charlotte

    Shield: Orlando
    US Open Cup: TBD
    League Cup: Don Garber
    Spoon: Charlotte
    Eastern Conference Boot: Giakoumakis
    Humanitarian Of The Year: Jason Levien
     
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  4. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Eastern Conference Predictions:

    Columbus
    Orlando
    Atlanta
    Phila
    Cincinatti
    NYC
    Miami
    Nashville
    Chicago
    -----------
    NJ
    NE
    Montreal
    Charlotte
    Toronto
    DC

    Shield: Columbus
    US Open Cup: Charlotte
    League Cup: Some Mexican Side
    Spoon: DC
    Boot: Benteke
    Humanitarian Of The Year: Shammy
     
  5. SiberianThunderT

    Sep 21, 2008
    DC
    Club:
    Saint Louis Athletica
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    FWIW here's what the MLSSoccer.com staff thought in aggregate:
    MLS2024Sstaffpredicts.png
     
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  6. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone made a chart with Seattle and Orlando's colors, but hell if I can make any sense at all out of it other than that.
     
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  7. Yowza

    Yowza Member+

    DC United
    United States
    Oct 23, 2019
    Arlington
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think Atlanta wins the East, Charlotte takes the spoon and DC is close behind.
    Surprise performer? Rodriguez.
     
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  8. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    The colors indicate the conference. The height indicates the predicted finish from a few people.

    What's interesting to me is that they think Cincinnati will be better than we do. Losing Barreal and Vázquez is a pretty big hit. Boupendza didn't seem to have any chemistry with Lucho Acosta. And I'm somewhat doubtful that Acosta can replicate the extraordinarily high level he was at for two years in a row.
     
  9. United1

    United1 Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    #9 United1, Feb 21, 2024
    Last edited: Feb 21, 2024
    I love how he has at the bottom and doesn’t even talk about us when discussing the East.

     
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  10. PSURoss

    PSURoss Member+

    Sep 30, 2002
    DC Burbs
    20% chance we win the spoon and a 5% chance we get to lose a playoff game.
     
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  11. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I love this, an 80% chance we don't end up in last place - I'd say a marked improvement over the last two or three seasons :cool:
     
  12. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    By the way, the Eastern Conference is just a goddamned buzzsaw. You'd have to figure that Cincinnati, Orlando, Columbus, Miami, Philly, and Atlanta are probably all locks for the playoffs. If true, that would mean that there are only two play-in spots for everybody else.
     
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  13. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I would be very surprised if DC wins the spoon while Benteke leads the league in goals. Unless this is some bizarro world where Benteke is the only player for DC to score all year, in which case, kudos!
     
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  14. Doogh

    Doogh Member+

    Oct 5, 2019
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    1. Orlando
    2. Columbus
    3. Philadelphia
    4. Miami
    5. Cincinnati
    6. Atlanta
    7. NYCFC
    8. Chicago
    9. Nashville
    10. Charlotte
    11. D.C. United (yes, I'm being generous)
    12. Energy Drink FC
    13. Montreal
    14. New England
    15. Toronto

    Shield: Orlando
    US Open Cup: :sleep:
    League Cup: :unsure:
    Spoon: Toronto
    Boot: Cucho Hernandez
    Humanitarian Of The Year: Anyone not named Ted Leonsis.
     
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  15. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    1-13 Not DC United
    14 DC United
    15-27,000 Not DC United
     
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  16. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Per Qbert "Post your 2024 predictions here so that we can all point and laugh at you come season's end."
     
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  17. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    On paper, you are correct. However, every season throws up the inexplicable failure. Miami last night looked old and slow. Suarez is immobile and his knees won't get better. What if Messi goes down for an extended period? Cincy lost Vazquez and Corey Baird is not a like for like. Acosta may or may not be as consistent as last year. Orlando and Columbus have very good coaches so they should be OK. Philly has stood pat and that team is getting older. Atlanta always seems to be a hot mess. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the team mentioned didn't make even the play in game.
     
  18. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    I agree. But even if one team completely faceplants, that means there are only three playoff spots available for the entire rest of the conference. Nashville and New England would be pretty confident of their playoff chances if they were in the West and we haven't even mentioned them in this discussion. And NJ makes the playoffs every year no matter what...I think it's a league rule or something.
     
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  19. PSURoss

    PSURoss Member+

    Sep 30, 2002
    DC Burbs
    Those teams are 7 of our first 16 games this season, along with @ Portland, @ STL, SEA and @ NYC whose clown car of a field always kills us, which is why I am dubious about our point total at Labor Day, especially with the injuries we have and the depth we don't have. That leaves NE, NJ, CHI & both MTL fixtures. We may steal a point here and there from those teams we'll be under dogs to, but I know we'll drop points we should take in home games against relatively equal opponents, because we're DCU and that's what we do. We'll catch a break against MIA, because I think its low, low odds Messi plays.
     
  20. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Damn, if we are at that point total at Labor Day, they will have to invent something more than a Wooden Spoon award for us - like the Soap on Rope of Utter Futility....


    I know you meant Memorial Day but folks this is the Internet and one must jump on the most insignificant of errors with the arrogance of believing you have a divine right to rule because of the sperm and egg that you came from...
     
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  21. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    If we win another Ben Olsen Double can we get Olsen to award it to us at the ceremony?
     
  22. Section 107

    Section 107 Member+

    DCU
    United States
    Jul 18, 2018
    it's much higher odds now that Arg will play both it's March window games here in US, especially since their first game is just up 95.
     
  23. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
  24. GlennAA11

    GlennAA11 Member+

    Jun 12, 2001
    Arlington, VA
    I feel like everybody is overestimating Miami. They have a lot of games to play and lot of old legs to play them on.
     
  25. PSURoss

    PSURoss Member+

    Sep 30, 2002
    DC Burbs
    I think they'll call him in to camp the same as if it were in LA, Europe, Buenos Aries, etc.
     

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