MVP Taylor Scoring Champion Taylor Defender of the Year Joey F Humanitarian Brian Kamler Riders Man of the Year Taylor All justly deserved. My only wish is that Stevie Ralston could have gotten some sort of honorable mention. Taylor could not have been Taylor without him!
i agree. those are mighty assists from ralston to twellman. he's definitely a big part of the revs success. so, there isn't any awards, anything in particular for ralston??? he's a hero, anyway. ciao!
I was trying to figure out a place to get Ralston an award, but it's damn hard when the league scoring leader is on your team.
Joey F. - kidding, right? While he is a hard worker, I'd put him as the 4th best defender on the Revs. If Kante had arrived a little sooner, he'd definitely be a candidate. Humanitarian - Kamler may have blown that with his ill-advised red card. Ralston - Lady Byng award.
Monty, How could you just stand there and smile, when you should have been carefully lifting the wallet out of Bob K's back pocket? You will never have a chance like that again. John
Actually, you can't see Bob's hand. Maybe he's pickpocketing Monty (to pay for the extra staff needed on Thursday, of course)...
Yeah, quite an honour for the young man. I hear he flew the red-eye to Cairo to meet in secret with Yassir Arafat and convinced him not to urinate all over the grave of Ariel Sharon's mother, which we shall see in the coming months is the key to any mideast peace accord. Whilst in Cairo, Kamler convinced and illiterate herdsman that his family name was a transliteralisation for Camel-er, meaning the man with the camels, and he proceeded to arrange a loan of a whole fleet. From there, he went to Baghdad, and personally spoke with Sadam Hussein, and made him agree that, while we may not always like the situation we're in, he can take solace that he isn't a MetroFilth supporter. Even a cranky, egotistical despot can understand such reason, and then, after getting everyone to hold hands in a big circle and sing "we are the world" a teary Saddam agreed to let the UN inspectors have a look around after all. Just when everything looked right in the world, one of Kamler's Camels spit in the face of one of Saddam's Revolutionary Guards and all hell broke loose. Another high-ranking Iraqi official then expressed skepticism about Kamler, given that he'd never seen such a device as braces on teeth before. In Iraq, they just let the teeth fall out on their own. Sensing danger, our man Brian decided to get on his camel and get out of there, since he had already gotten the necessary signatures. Heading north through Kurdistan, he met up with the leaders of the Kurdistan People's Revolutionary Front, and very nearly was convinced to join them. Given the hour and the difficulty of obtaining a direct flight back to Boston, he crossed over into Turkey. Since Saddam’s men had been looking for him, he showed his ingenuity in smuggling himself across the border in disguise. He tied his shoes to the tops of his knees and crawled through customs as the world famous signer of soccer players great and small, Sunil Gulati. Turkish customs officials hadn’t seen a recent picture of Gulati since the last time he was in the country, back when he said Hakan Sas “wasn’t good enough to play in MLS,” but he certainly knew enough about MLS to pass for Gulati to appease the customs agents. From there, it was a hop-skip-and-jump to Ankara, where he played a game with Antalyaspor reserves to keep his fitness up, and then off to Boston in time for the 7:30 kickoff. A tired Kamler remarked after the ordeal, “sure, it wasn’t easy, but no fokkin way am I going to lose out on an award like this again. Last year at DC I adopted a couple of puppies from a shelter, but I knew I had to do more than that to win the award this year.” Cheers, "Red"