The Nazis are getting angry. Word is he impregnated a German woman just by looking at her. There goes the pure lineage, soiled by a filthy auslander. Bad Kola.
Day 356 Kola travel in bird with iron wings to jew-land. Here pepl very dangers. Kola not so fond of their sharp claws, he tell Nazis to threaten them. No matter, Kola find new and interesting technology. Kola capture many things on film. Maybe Kola will soon keep video diary, haha of course just kidding dear diary, I never betray you.
I used to read that in Cookie Monster's voice, until I read this. Now I read it in a Draculaish Bosnian accent.
You know that crap that went on with Halilovic? Croats talking to him, like old managers and stuff. Is there any kind of group of Bosnians at the Schalke games cheering for Kola? Us Bosnians should go in packs to Schalke games with Bosnian flags, and all sing about Kola, so he'll feel loved. That's ultimately what makes a player love to play for a country, and it would have worked for Halilovic too surely.
And I just remembered; Said Husejinovic, once upon a time. (If he counts lol) SAID Husejinovic SEAD Jakupovic SENAD Karahmet SEAD Kolasinac SEAD Hajrovic SENIJAD Ibricic SEJAD Salihovic SENAD Lulic What amazing trainings they must have. Susic: "SEADE!!" Everybody: "AA?!"
Kola doesn't need supporters convincing him to play for Bosnia. You can put him in Mars and erase his entire memory and he'll still find his way back to Bosnia. His massive head will guide him.
*DRSH*......*DRSH*......*DRSH*.... Omg, wtf is that noise... OMG RUN, ITS A KOLASAURUS!!AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
That's pretty passionate for a German trainer or assisstant. In comparison to our Balkanian kind of trainers:
Anyone else get the vibe that he might be kind of full of himself? With this Facebook, he bashed on the Sead Kolasinac fanpage saying it wasnt real when all the fanpage did was post pictures of our Reprezentacija and him playing at schalke. I really hope he picks Bosnia.