Hey, I know he was man of the match, but keep that stuff off the field fellas. Nice game Eddie, wanna go smoke a cigarette now?
-"Tag, you're it !!" -"When I said my hair has gone really soft and shiny with this new shampoo..........." -"Yes you did score a hat-trick, but that's not the ball you take home with you" -The San Francisco 69ers sunday league football team had a particular goal celebration that straight teams wouldn't copy.
"Now, all ya gotta do is grab the conductors and we'll all feel the electric current pass through our-- OWWW!!! NOT THERE!!!!"
Oh my! I saw this picture on the Soccer Times website. It had the caption, "Eddie Lewis Celebrates Upset with Preston Teammates." I thought, "I guess they really are more liberal in Europe. The last time I celebrated a goal like that I spent a night in jail." Scumby
""I guess Tigana was wrong. You DO have a pair.'' ""Eddie Lewis gets all his needs taken care of after scoring for Preston.''
Is that Preston North End or Back End? "Just checking to see if you would want to put a bulge in my onion bag."
"A little lower at to the left, there's a good lad." "Hey, let's go back to my place. I have a priest I want you to meet."